The thing foids say never happens, happens again :marseymanysuchcases:

Goomble auti/gender :marseyluckycat:

4mo ago #6441852

The solution is just make women face the penalty they would have subjected the falsely accused to.

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Brasillguana Bra/zil :marseylovebrasileiro:

DM betting ideas if you want :marseywerebackbrasileiro:

Goomble 4mo ago #6442004

R*pe?

!male feminists :horny:

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ACA MONKE/PILL BANANA Brasillguana 4mo ago #6442032

It's not r*pe if someone permits it

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Monke they/them I :marseyheart:

the FBI & ATF Goomble 4mo ago #6442053 Edited 4mo ago

The solution is to enslave those who make false allegations and sell them to pervy Arabs who need pottys. The program could even turn a profit, saving tax dollars. :marseywholesome:

It'd be hilarious if the guy she falsely accused went ahead and actually r*ped her in revenge now that he's free, though. I think that's what the Progs call "restorative justice." :marseyxd:

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degorius kys/doIT 8=👊=D~● Goomble 4mo ago #6441943

Sharia courts ftw

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jimmycrack they/them I don't care degorius 4mo ago #6442037

Inshallah

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UnpackThisSweaty Who/Who Goomble 4mo ago #6442611

That would require living in the non-clown reality, unfortunately we live in the clown reality. Don't expect rational solutions in this warped plane of existence.

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JoyceCarolOates joyce/carol joyce you can have your flair back -carp 9/1/2024 4mo ago #6441903

Queen took a creep of the street based off vibes :marseykneel:

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johnnypoop Sein/Feld MasterBaiter 4mo ago #6441595

Ugly men should :marseynorm: move to defunded police :marseyfbiagent: cities ie Portland, Seattle, San Francisco and finally be happy :marseychristmasbulb:

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FourthCarvedPumpkin spooo/oooky Happy Homoween! :parrotpumpkin:

johnnypoop 4mo ago #6442124

Would they really be happy though? Have you seen the types of foids that live there? :marseyyikes:

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asshole there/then (>^.^(>O.○)> FourthCarvedPumpkin 4mo ago #6442179 🐱🔞🍀 Lost 234 coins

maybe theyd trabsition from incel to volcel and be more content/less toxic(possibly gay)?

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Frank_Williams frnk/wllms :marseyfranklin:

FourthCarvedPumpkin 4mo ago #6443811

Not >30 bmi?

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CMYKFox yiff/yiff Comprehend the concept of love johnnypoop 4mo ago #6443607

defunded police cities just means they don't prosecute murder or robberies, there's always funding for prosecuting false r*pe claims or misgendering

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DoveMenCare my/dude 4mo ago #6441589

:#marseypikachu2:

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WildStar they/them 4mo ago #6441853

Oh look, a female is lying and making up bullshit like a true feminist hero. Must be a day ending in -y

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Wuzizname we/us :marseyagree:

Proud trans lesbian Métis boomer :marseyagree:

4mo ago #6442090

She knew what he was thinking in his head, he got what he deserved.

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coned no/no women are a lot like a refrigerator. they are 6 feet tall, 300 pounds, and they make ice. Wuzizname 4mo ago #6442119

this guy is exactly why women pick the bear.

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Wuzizname we/us :marseyagree:

Proud trans lesbian Métis boomer :marseyagree:

coned 4mo ago #6442164

Bears are awesome I'd pick the bear too.

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coned no/no women are a lot like a refrigerator. they are 6 feet tall, 300 pounds, and they make ice. Wuzizname 4mo ago #6442195

smokey the bear. yogi the bear. the big blue bear. the bear from jungle book. bear grylls. there are dozens and dozens and dozens of examples of good bears. can anyone think of a SINGLE example of a good man? didn't think so. :hmph:

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Wuzizname we/us :marseyagree:

Proud trans lesbian Métis boomer :marseyagree:

coned 4mo ago #6442212

OMG how could you forget Yogi and Boo-Boo Bears?

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coned no/no women are a lot like a refrigerator. they are 6 feet tall, 300 pounds, and they make ice. Wuzizname 4mo ago #6442223

yogi was THE SECOND ONE i said!

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Wuzizname we/us :marseyagree:

Proud trans lesbian Métis boomer :marseyagree:

coned 4mo ago #6442532

I CANT READ ITS NOT MY FAULT

:marseycrying:

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coned no/no women are a lot like a refrigerator. they are 6 feet tall, 300 pounds, and they make ice. Wuzizname 4mo ago #6442731

Typical man. Never taking responsibility for their own actions. :hmph:

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TheOverSeether cute/twink :marseycrusader:

4mo ago #6442050

Pierson went on the face felony charges and spent exactly 31 days behind bars before charges were dropped last Friday and he walked free, the DA said, noting that neither surveillance footage nor Urumova's iPhone corroborated her claims.

Took government over a month to look at a video and scroll through a phone.

:marseyjerkofffrown:

"Her grandmother, who Urumova claimed suffered from dementia, did not recognize her as she entered the house and threw a plastic object at her, striking her in the lip. This incident allegedly caused the laceration to her lip that she later blamed on Pierson," court documents said.

:#marseydomesticabuse:

Based grandma.

Court records show that Urumova was arraigned Monday on charges for making false reports (two counts), causing false alarm to an agency of public safety, tampering with or fabricating physical evidence, and for "unsworn falsification to authorities" (three counts). Bail was set at $30,000, records also show.

And a happy ending! What a nice article. OP.

:marseybeanpleased:

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STEMCel69420 dey/dem 4mo ago #6441994

Foids Ruin Everything Around Me

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Domnhall of/Zena Troglodyte Maxxer 4mo ago #6441792

:#marseywould:

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JoyceCarolOates joyce/carol joyce you can have your flair back -carp 9/1/2024 Domnhall 4mo ago #6442085

You can fix her

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asshole there/then (>^.^(>O.○)> 4mo ago #6442207 🐱⭐️🍒 Lost 100 coins

This is horrible! More womxn will be afraid to come forward with their lived experience bc theyll fear prosecution. Patriarchy strikes again!

!slots100

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Haberdasher Castor/Pollux asshole 4mo ago #6442413 Edited 4mo ago

I remember the feminist who had that exact meltdown. Justin Bieber was accused of r*pe, and could prove he wasn't anywhere near the accuser with video receipts, and this unrelated feminist freaked out on Twitter about how unfair it was.

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coned no/no women are a lot like a refrigerator. they are 6 feet tall, 300 pounds, and they make ice. 4mo ago #6442105

if it can be proven beyond any doubt that the woman made up the entire story, she should face the exact same punishment the man would have gottened.

but only if it's absolutely definitive proof they lied, otherwise it's gonna be a huge mess.

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ironicshitposter jews/rock Special Ed Graduate coned 4mo ago #6442856

No just let the man carry out the crime

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jimmycrack they/them I don't care 4mo ago #6442033

I bet she chose the bear....

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Cantor_Dust they/them New, but I'm learning! 4mo ago #6442971

Authorities said that the defendant specifically described the non-existent attacker's truck as having a "Thin Blue Line" sticker on it.After investigators tracked Pierson down and put him in a photo lineup the following day, Urumova said she was "60% sure" he was the suspect, documents said.

:#marseyxd:

Pig lovers getting fricked by the cops is always good shit

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dramaqueen xxx/xxx im not homophobic i wear rick owens Cantor_Dust 4mo ago #6443572

lmao i was on his side until i seen that he got everything he deserved

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Awoo cum/came 4mo ago #6442526

What I wouldn't give to be in a job interview pulling up Google articles about how I was screwed over by the police and now I desperately need this job because some b-word caused me to lose my other job by making me spend 30 days in jail. It's like a guaranteed free C-suite position if the interviewer is a guy.