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Am I the only one who didn't know that the entire internet is literally wired physically with undersea cables? pic.twitter.com/U5Kxx97RXV
— Jenny Zhang (@jennyzhangzt) May 24, 2024
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Woah dude, it's like some kind of 'interconnected net' of computers bro.
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It's like we're all on one big internet.
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if you stuck your ethernet cable up your butt at the same time as i stuck my ethernet cable up my butt, it would be like a huge double ended dildo
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Nuh-uh! I'm on a much cooler internet than you, grampa.
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Shut up kid and smoke your daily dose of weed. It's the only way to prevent cancer.
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Like a web? But worldwide?
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Computer nerds are all about "m-m-muh layers of abstraction" until god forbid someone doesn't understand some pointless detail of the particular layer that some other nerd really cares about. If I have to think for even a second about memory allocation, it means you wrote a shitty garbage collector.
The whole fricking point of TCP/IP is packets go wherever and nobody has to care what the underlying transport mechanism is.
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Garbage collectors aren't magic lmao you still shouldn't unnecessarily thrash them, unless you're writing something so simple that performance is irrelevant. Not to mention that you can still have "memory leaks" in garbage collected languages (okay not technically "leaks" but you can unnecessarily keep large objects around until your heap fills up, like adding shit to a list and never removing it).
I do wonder what she thought we used if not undersea cables. Maybe she thought we used satellites, and before satellites there simply wasn't any instantaneous communication between America and Europe?
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If only it was premature
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All the bottlenecks in my pipelines are FTP servers run by third party utility data providers.
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In big, regulated industries they party like it's 1999. FTP my CSVs, baby.
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is there at least lots of coke?
I remember working my first tech job in 2013 and getting told not to use the ftp servers being they were legacy and being phased out
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Even in burger land I remember learning about transatlantic telegraph cables being a game changer and that was 170 years ago
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How long have you been alive?!
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@JimieWhales is a woman if you weren't already aware
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Believe me, I'm familiar with moids' self-sabotaging performance anxiety.
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EE grads really try to overthink the theory of RF communications from their schooling.
Ive been doing this longer than you've been alive, doing X just works, don't worry about why because it doesn't matter.
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Just admit you're too dumb to understand the OSI model.
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Get a load of this washed up old fossil who doesn't understand that in
currentyear+9
you just run everything on top of HTTPS.If your protocol isn't giant blobs of JSON in HTTPS then you should just because your packets are never getting through a corporate firewall anyway.
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what a retar—oh it's the “foid” nvm
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t. Luser who has never written for the Dreamcast
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Jimie I love you but plz understand I would never write a garbage collector or support anyone who did
LearnToManageMemory
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I won't manage my money, I won't manage my drug habit, and I sure as shit will not manage my memory. I just need another bump, see?
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People like this are worse than DEI hires for the competency crisis. It's like an architect not knowing the difference between concrete and cement
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you really dont need to know everything to be good at your job, and there's plenty of time to learn the fundamental layers as you get older
blackbox abstraction is the basis of programming and most tech
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JS ruins lives
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I think a better comparison would be an architect not understanding the underlying physical principles on an atomic level behind the chemical reaction that happens when you pour cement.
And said architect probably doesn't need it either.
It's like when ASM-spergs rant about how everything should be written in a low-level language, because your average react dev doesn't know how it's all translated into machine code.
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Thanks for the bloat, webdevs
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Same same same same same.swme se dmsnrngjrjfcneucje with same same
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you don't need to know how the internet works on a physical level for doing ML research. but what kind of "open-endedness" is she studying?
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From 30 seconds on her xitter, she seems to be studying AI/robotics in open ended problem spaces where there isn't one narrowly defined reward function for it to optimize on.
Imagine a robot where its job is "help out in the kitchen" instead of "put the maximum number of things in boxes in the minimum time"
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We already have those they're called women
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it's like if a company labeled their product "poison free" to make it sound like their competitors' products might contain poison.
But no applied problem ever comes with a "narrowly defined reward function." *
The first step towards solving it is figuring out how to translate it into something that can be solved with the cowtools available to us.
(* if it seems like one does, it's only because 100 (or 2000) years ago someone already figured out that first step)
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I don't care about your nerdshit. Go whine to /h/AIslop
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I tried to find her nuded. Didnt
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!moidmoment
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There's always AI to help
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Who the frick is Al? Wierd Al?
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Just look at literally any Asian.
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She cute
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Be the change you want to see in the world.
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I'm always a little surprised to run into people like this and be reminded that asians can be r-slurs too.
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BREAKING: frustration at foid nonsense overcomes yellow fever in 30-year-old boomer's mind, until now core part of identity.
More news at 11.
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Are you feeling young at heart after they gave you the good drugs at the funny farm?
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I feel young as when the world was new.
Ativan is the fountain of youth.
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Wait are you guys actually adults I thought we were all 20 year olds
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ur sweet
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I think being under 20 is actually a bannable offence here.
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Oops
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Didn't dispute the yellow fever part though.
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Look, I've been celebrating my mother's 42nd birthday for the past two decades, just roll with it.
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I just tell myself that she must not really be asian
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What an r-slured b-word even in my meme economics bachelor we had a basic IT course where we learned about shit like this and it's not like most people didn't know before.
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she got a bachelor of engineering CS at Imperial College London, which is a very good school
apparently they didnt deem that important knowledge or she didnt take a networking 101 course, which you dont really need for AI research anyway
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Yeah, there's surprisingly few of them
I think the Houthis were threatening to frick up the ones near Yemen.
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It's fricking genius. Put your cables underwater so nobody can steal the copper inside (nogs can't swim)
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nogs when you tell them there's copper under the ocean
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They already got seaneighbors
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Remember when everyone clowned on that one senator for calling the Internet a "series of tubes"? I think we owe him an apology.
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It's not a big truck!
@Sphereserf3232
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Series_of_tubes
Before the word meme even existed, this became a "fad" on a site called YTMND, which was like an entire website of MasterLawlzes creating silly flash videos hehehe.
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It's not tubes, it's pipes.
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It would be so easy to cut off India, it seems intentional.
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It looks nice and neat in that pic but you know it's going to be just like the rest of their infrastructure.
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I'm starting to think our IT guy at work might be an Indian dressing up as a fat white Appalachian man. I've seen that cable work
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Snapshots:
https://x.com/jennyzhangzt/status/1794099226281943496:
ghostarchive.org
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
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This is like a carpenter not realizing that trees need water to grow.
Completely irrelevant to their job, but still fricking dumb.
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Tbh there's probably loads of zoomers like this, they've grown up with everything being wireless
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The dividing line between Zoomer and Millenial is whether they refer to it as "the Wi-Fi bill."
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Average codecel phd
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How else could it be?!
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fairy dust and unicorn farts
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I was trying to read PhDing like it was some Chinese name
Also, you guys are a bunch of cute twinks. This is one of those things that normal people don't ever think about until they do think about it one day and it's like “well yeah, how else would that work?”
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She's cute
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The network covering the US is more impressive to me than the undersea cables
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Why would you admit this
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