I want to get a hotter foid so badly and I need to figure out the best way to do so.
Tell me about a time you upgraded your foid
- 31
- 20
Top Poster of the Day:
JimieWhales
Current Registered Users: 29,956
isn't 1 more than enough
/h/toomanyxchromosomes SETTINGS /h/toomanyxchromosomes MODS /h/toomanyxchromosomes LOG /h/toomanyxchromosomes EXILEES /h/toomanyxchromosomes FOLLOWERS /h/toomanyxchromosomes BLOCKERS
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
More options
Context
!moidmoment
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
HALT STOP!
How about you get a cute twink instead
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
Nothing wrong to share a cell with your closest bros
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
More options
Context
More options
Context
Queer club, grab yourself a new model fresh off the shelf, I heard that this month there's a special going on
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
WTF is a queer club
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
Ask your dad
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
More options
Context
More options
Context
One time I dated a Vietnamese girl with big honkers, but then I saw her younger sister who had bigger honkers and was more happy and energetic.
I was so coom-brained at the time that I flew too close to the sun and tried to pull off the Coomer Dream, alas I couldn't pull off the dating both sisters at the same time combo-wombo.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
Fake.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
Even the gif you post fails to have big honkers.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
Shrodinger-chan's boobs
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
This is what normal
female 
breathing 
SHOULD 
look like.
Evolution really
let us down on this one.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
More options
Context
More options
Context
More options
Context
Side effect of agent orange exposure in the environment
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
More options
Context
you deserve whatever drama appened to you for being that dumb
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
Everyone gets 1 Get Out of Jail Pass, and that was mine.
I however, didn't get consequences so I didn't learn my lesson so now I'm gonna go hit up one of them on linkedin
Probably wont end well
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
post screenshots of your dramatic family reunion rejection here pls
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
More options
Context
More options
Context
More options
Context
More options
Context
One time, my friend's wife asked me if I thought she's gained weight. I said it ya, it's really obvious. She started crying and shit but she slowly started losing weight after that. It's been a couple of years, and she's not thin by any means, but it looks like she's in the best shape she's been in in years. She started exercising recently, too.
I guess my advice to upgrade your old lady is to have a friend call her fat.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
Step 1 is to be honest and ask yourself:
Could you do better?
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
You can refurbish your own hot foid when you pick them up from the battered women's shelter
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
How did you do that
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
or maybe
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
More options
Context
More options
Context
If you are unhappy
why not get two for the price of one?
I do warn you it does burn with a bad odor, also wouldn't this be a crime in your country?
I don't know foid things, you should
ask them.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
I found
myself 
with an unexpectedly large 
tax return 
so I treated myself, upgrading from Slutbot 3.0 to the Slutbot 3.2 model 
with the acid spittle option for those nights when the only thing that will get you off is third 
degree 
acid burns.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
If Aevann has 10 million paypigs I am one of them
If Aevann has 100 paypigs, I am one of them
If Aevann has 1 paypig, it is me
If Aevann has 0 paypigs, I am homeless and haven't managed to get enough quarters from underneath vending machines to make my payment yet.
To my last breath I will pay for this site.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
Sounds like too much trouble.
What you should do is use operant conditioning to turn your mid girl into a mid girl-who-will-tongue-punch-your-butthole.
I use chocolate. B-words love chocolate.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context