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I had to steal my boyfriend's car because I lost my glasses.

https://old.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/1di7y0e/_/

Also i forgot to take some of the most sentimental jewelry I own when i was stealing the car

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This is just like that time I had to stab my girlfriend :marseyavril2: 18 times because I was pretty :marseyglam: sure the b-word :marseyarthoe2: stole :marseymimic: my wallet and I had to cut her open to be sure.

Well, joke was on me. Wallet turned out to have been down between :marseyzeldalinkpast: the cushions all along!

:marseyawesomeface:

Oh how we laughed about it afterwards.

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Yet another bullshit story.

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