for 'poisoning her rival's show goat' 
Pretty and popular, Aubrey Vanlandingham had the world at her feet as she progressed through high school in a well-to-do suburb of Austin, Texas.
Not only was she a cheerleader, but she had also just been made president of the school's Future Farmers of America.
And she was particularly proud of her pet goat, Lacey, which she paraded in animal shows across the state for cash prizes and certificates.
But, prosecutors claim, her desire to win got too much for the teen, and she turned to evil ways to ensure victory – by poisoning a fellow student's goat.
The brazen teenager showed no remorse when authorities launched a probe, allegedly telling cops: 'I don't like cheaters' when questioned.
Initially the brunette denied targeting her rival's goat, but then admitted to cops that he had injected the white and brown farm animal with pesticide at the school's barn facility, leaving him 'bellowing' in pain before dying in its 15-year-old owner's arms.
She is even said to have Googled how to clear her disturbing search history, after looking up 'how much bleach kills a goat', 'if goats inject bleach do they die' and 'poisoning pets, what you should know'.
Officers also recovered sickening video of Willy running away from Aubrey and convulsing after she allegedly poisoned him, before sending the twisted footage to the mother of his freshman owner.
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What the frick
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poisoning pets, what you should know
!zoomers who even types like this, it reads like a buzzfeed title
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Stolen Valor from Blue Mountain State
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Goddarn kids are r-slurred nowadays. That she actually has to google if goats die from injecting bleach, and also the r-slurred question phrasing.
Also she doesnt understand grammar. Unless she actually wanted to know if goats inject themselves with bleach.
Thank god shes pretty though, or I would have to side against her.
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I'm more upset she typed "poisoning pets, what you should know'." at the end of a google query
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I'm guessing it was a suggested auto complete, but still
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Maybe she was looking for the exact article
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Yeah, every question is phrased as if she's r-slurred (even for a foid) or dyslexic.
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I originally wrote "hot", but i know how americans are about 17 years and 364 days, 23 hours old foids.
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So she googled how to clear her search histroy and then didnt clear it?
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Google search results are that bad
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so true king
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You really trust Google to actually clear your search history?
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This is fricking serial killer behavior. Hope she gets the death penalty.
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she'll get probation at best. She coulda stabbed the goat fifty timed in front of 9nlookers at the competition and get probation. Heck of it was a dumb moid instead of a goat, still maybe just probation
https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2024-01-23/woman-gets-probation-for-fatal-stabbing-during-weed-induced-psychosis
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Oh brother
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It must have trusted her at first.
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Cute goat
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sad that its dead and its mest is probably inedible due to the poison
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That's fricked up. I love goats
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Wanna se my goat?
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least evil woman
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I've said it before, no one hates women like other women. Shame an innocent goat had to die in the process.
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I knew an r-slur from school with that last name
who moved away
couldn't be...
also
they raise them at their preppy whyte butt school that has its own barn lol
they don't even have thei'r own property
and these cretins esteem themselves "future farmers"
this is a microcosm of every elite institution!!! rich suburbanites playing pretend and convincing themselves they're our betters
what's worse is these are the exact people that go on to head big Ag institutions
these ppl are the reason tractors are become high tecch unrepairable nonsense with Apple levels of bllshit and lockouts and stuff like that.
if they kept they goats themselves this couldn't have happened
(and they would hold worldviews incompatible with aforementioned business practices)
!bumpkins !bluecollar
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Good rant, now shut up and grow some corn.
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I grew some corns once but this is mostly cotton
country
and I'm not a farmer either really and I don't pretend to be but when we raised goats we raised goats. like at home
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That's a cute goat!
Vaccines work at making profit.
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*was
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Frick you, @FishyMan420 forgot :(.
Vaccines work at making profit.
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Wow you really have the memory of a fish, too! !carlos
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They can access your search history for a crime like this?
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Hope she gets her own personal maid
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Where is the cheerleader? I need evidence.
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!sigmastacies
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Wife material (once she gets out)
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each morning starts by checking your fingernails for signs of poisoning
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That would be so awesome ong
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I wouldn't let this r-slur run a race, much less a farm
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Nooo
#freewilly
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the overachiever girls are always dangerous
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still haven't heard a good reason why it's ethical to kill and eat an animal but not to frick one
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this is like that kirsten dunst movie
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Edit: Guys this post made it to some weird site where men are talking about crushing our skulls because of this post.
Sigh "not all men"
Snapshots:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14224857/texas-cheerleader-animal-cruelty-rival-goat-aubrey-vanlandingham.html:
ghostarchive.org
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
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