Weekly "What are you Rolling Thread?" #2- "Yes this was a real character of mine" edition.

My group has recurring GURPS JJBA games where we all come in with the most ridiculous characters possible. Once I was "Gangster Mario" and my stand was "Beloved Tomboyish Girl."

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Its power was that it had a 2 meter aura of r-sluration that reduced people's IQ by 4 points in GURPS, which correlates to 40 IRL points. Mario was not immune to the aura, and it's actually why he became Gangster Mario. He ended up being tragically killed by Donald Jojo Trump, who's stand was Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap.

Anyway, I haven't played in a hot minute due to finals, hopefully I'll have some fresh stories for next week's thread.

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:#marseykingkrazy:you should make king krazy, unironically:#marseykingkrazy:

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That is a TERRIBLE idea. You can be a villain when I run GURPS: Breaking Bao, the Chinese bootleg of Breaking Bad.

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:#marseykingkrazy:acceptable:#marseykingkrazysnake:

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:#marseyagreefast:

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One krazystrag in a thread is already too much. After two, it should be disposed of.

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Never managed to play it, but I did create the character. In PF chicken have some decent stats. Throw in one that was enchanted with Awaken which gives you 3d6 INT and +d3 CHA.

So assuming best roll you can get Str 3, Dex 11, Con 12, Int 18, Wis 12, Cha 16 at lvl1. You also get the languages that the caster of Awakened had. Game mechanic wise you can force the best roll by adding the maximize metamagic (you can also add empower, but then we are entering hardcore powergaming territory with INT 27). Pretty decent stats for a wizard, right?

Add the Instructor archetype, which gives an apprentice. Chose a human one who can carry your stuff. You can RP as his familiar if you want. Only downside is how the GM interprets somatic spell components and if your wings / claws are capable of making gestures like hands. There are some ways around it, but yeah...

When I was a GM I had a NPC wizard which was a trush following the same idea. Was living in Myth Drannor when the group went there via time travel.

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I'm rolling

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Mashallah, a few more russian chimpouts and we will finally get the mandate by pussified westerners to put the remaining muskovites up against the wall while they look the other way.

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