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If anyone would like to play MTG with me on Arena comment your username and tag or DM me. WARNING: I played at a competitive level once

I have decks for almost every format on Arena but regular Brawl because who tf plays that.

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This thread is gonna be hardcore simping.

:!marseygiveup: I just know it.

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People say this about me constantly but like I don't see it at all. Where exactly is this simp epidemic of people deifying me? No one follows me around on here replying like "Yassss kween" or anything like that. I mostly get weird incels raging at me. The only person who does it is Carp which like he's clearly doing it as a bit since we don't even talk outside of public comments. I've gotten way, way more "ur mid, 5/10, fat, ugly" comments than positive ones

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The only person who does it is Carp which like he's clearly doing it as a bit

:#marseyfrozenchosen2:

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I will defend you to my last breath Goddess :marseykneel:


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>foid thinks the attention she gets is totally organic and not at all because she's a foid

lol typical

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This is what I mean, all of you r-slurs just repeat the same shit dipped in a lazy sense of superiority because you people are maladjusted failures who don't know how to interact with people like a normal person. You could provide examples. Some evidence for your master thesis. I don't even get DM'd at all

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I don't even get DM'd at all

tbf that's probably mostly bc dms on this site are so weird and clunky LOL

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I should be able to click a button next to a foid's profile picture and it should automatically send my cached balls to their inbox

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Aevann plz make an rDrama messenger app

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Look at the number of replies you got to your "I'm not like the other girls I play MTG" post. No one here even plays and you're still drowning in scrotes

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Because I pinned the post you fricking r-slur, and a huge number of responses are incels responding negatively. Learn critical thinking skills or stop bothering to talk

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Copes, both of them.

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my heart is telling me its ok sis its a good post, hope you find some friends to play with

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:#marseyxd:

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>foid gets tons of attention and validation

>pretends it's annoying and doesn't like it

:marseycoffee:

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just ignore the inkwells ur a good dramafoid so far

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i still have NO IDEA what you even look like :marseypaperbag:

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She’s very pretty honestly

This enrages the userbase


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Good

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She looks like a model :#marseylove:

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So true babe :#marseycalarts:

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Oh hey you're that foid that schizo tried to marry and then joined this site by accident

If you don't have an army of simps yet I guarantee within eight months you will have a cabal of groomercord simps begging for your phone number

Every foid on this website gets doxxed and harassed eventually, it's only a matter of time

Why do you think EVERY thread a foid makes gets 100+ comments? :marseyglancing:

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Yassss kween you tell him!

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MTG looks so cool

Will you teach me how to play :marseycarphearts:


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https://i.rdrama.net/images/16873039493703945.webp :marseyglancing: its perfect for u bb

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as if we need buffs


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edit: quinton hoover is a swordshit coomer fr

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Fun fact: Invoke Prejudice, by an astronomical coincidence, was card ID number 1488 in their database. :marseysmug2:

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The artist, Harold McNeill, is also a legit schizo Nazi. He paints Hitler as Jesus lol. Real shame because a lot of his art is really good.

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what's a buff pls bb?

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i dunno lol, what's the context

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>industrialize so you can kill your filthy neighbors

>use what you learned to punch muslims

>absolutely dominate stinky chinamen at seafare

>use sailing to obtain spices from sexy Indian dudeistan

>spread christianity to africa and the new world

>invent mass slavery, nazis

>take credit for dismantling slavery, nazis

>capitalism

>furries

>gay globalist 5G agenda

yeah I'm thinking whitey is based :marseycool2: !chuds

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They banned all of those old racist cards out of every format and took them out of the Gatherer database for cards

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dramaphobic imo

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They made this though

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:marseyyikes: gimme them ol racist cards instead pls

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I can do one better, look at these lovely people

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no way the 2nd one is real

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I never realized that Kinnan is fat

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Which made their value skyrocket because mtg made limited prints of the cards they swore they wouldn't make more of. Collectors realized racist cards are the only ones with a truly limited quantity.

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LMAO

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The illustration artwork used to be some of the best around in the 90s. Now its boring generic fantasy garbage.

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NOT JUST BANNED, THEY HAVE LITERALLY BEEN PHOTOSHOPPED OUT OF THE GAMES EXISTENCE A LA STALIN

TRANS LIVES MATTER

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+1 job opportunities

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Carp if you wanna play magic with us just let us know. No need for the alts and pins

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I don't want to play with you disgusting people :grr:


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:marseypearlclutch:

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Arena has a tutorial that basically teaches you how to play and I could tell you the more complex stuff if you wanted

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Is there an iOS version of whatever this is? I really cannot stand tethering myself to a fixed point for a long time and this seems very time intensive


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There is. It's apparently pretty good on modern iPhones/iPads

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I used to play a bunch. The introduction of planeswalkers and power creep of newer cards really ruined it imo. And they are on the right side of history now it seems :marseyeyeroll:

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"I played at a competitive level once"

:#marseyxd::#mjlol::#shyyt::#marseyxd::#mjlol::#shyyt:


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:#mjlol:

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We looted these from thecoli

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Mayos and Egyptians stealing black people's culture

:marseym#anysuchcases:

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Reparations, my wigger.

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there cardshit moids here bb good luck @Dramacel @peepeehands @Pog

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oh my god penny don’t out me as a nerd

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lmao like u ain't outting urself ever other comment poggy bb

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:#marseyitsover:

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MTG ping group when

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rDrama arena cube night when

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Thx for leaving me out :marseylove: my virginity is in trouble now

Tho with the cards she using I wouldn’t be surprised if OP was absolutely slaying nerd peepee :marseycry: where tf is my cardshit bf

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i pray u get thr bf ii ur hopes n wishes bb 🙏🏾🙏🏾 sry darlin didn't kno u played cardshit

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Is this some kind of Chinese ripoff of Yugioh?

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Yu-Gi-Oh for crackers, disregard this mayo nonsense

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It's Yugioh for people who don't like sexualized little girls and have attention spans that last longer than three turns

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I used to play Magic just from on account of being a huge loser

Its mechanics are grossly outdated and costs way too much money, not worth it imo

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You've got it backwards.

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nice meme format

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Throughout human history, the #1 danger to females always has been males of every variant. The venom, the threats of violence by XY and the never ending attempts to silence endless number of women who dare stand up for themselves and other females is staggering but not surprising. Right of girls and women are not to be subsumed by XY pretending to be XX.

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Snappy are you trying to tell OP something?? :marseyveryworried:

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:#marseyantiwork: how much money will it cost me to get a good deck in arena

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Depends how much grinding you are willing to commit to

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I play paper proxies :marseypoor:

how long would it take to grind out cards if I wanted to remake my edh deck without spending money?

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Too much

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i play a shitload of arena but i'm not doxxing myself

:#marseyglow2:

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oh sry for the ping bb i didn't think u could get doxed playing this my b 😕😕

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lol it's fine

my arena username is one use for a lot of things, some tied to my real life

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i done doxed u already tho bb https://i.rdrama.net/images/16873071894582624.webp :marseyshapiro:

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Last week you were a hot foid and now you play online card games ok bro 👍

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It was already known I played MTG before I even came on this site, dumbass. The first post about me before I even joined was me posting in the MTG subreddit

https://rdrama.net/post/175544/insanely-obese-foid-upset-slightly-less

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Find God.

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arena is the cancer that is killing MTG

trans lives matter

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I played in highschool once :marseyking:

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is this actually fun or should i stick with STS and monster train forever


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Just stick with STS. Nothing will ever come close to being as perfect as STS

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so darn good it makes me cry thinking aout it.


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Sts is the only game I've played that felt close to mtg.

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A biofoid playing competitive MTG? You're either Melissa DeTora or lying.

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It's a joke. I competed in a GP once, not the world championship or anything

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Fair enough

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I only play Dual of the Planeswalkers

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Modded Shandalar mogs

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isnt MTG that fascist nazi bigot racist politician

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I've played like ten thousand games of hearthstone. Would I like MTG or would it be too different?

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Some Hearthstone players find MTG too complex, but there's a lot of overlap between the games, and a lot of Hearthstone mechanics come from MTG (like "mill" comes from an MTG card named Millstone)

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Yea I'm playing the tutorial and already seeing the similarities. My favorite deckbuilder/streamer for Hearthstone is BMKibler, and I know he came from MTG originally. I'll play for a bit and see if it clicks for me.

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It takes longer than Hearthstone for it to click because Magic is just a way more complicated game, but I find the increased levels of interaction and deck building make MTG more compelling to me. Like not really being able to interact during your opponent's turn in Hearthstone is so weird to me

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Pretty much the same game but mana crystals are cards and you have the ability to use some cards on your opponents turn.

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This convinced me to give it a shot

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I hate card games other than uno and poker but gj for being ranked :marseyxoxo:

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I probably played MTG before you were born :marseywhirlyhatpat: And your reddit account is suspended so I cannot even stalk it to confirm my suspicion. :marseyannoyed:

I really liked Birds of Paradise and Demonic Tutor. And (I had to look up the name) Vesuvan Doppelganger.

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Why arent u on cockatrice tho

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Ping me when rdrama Cockatrice cEDH happens :marseyexcited:

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SockitWrench#07840 btw

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