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Why are :marsey40k: so averse to bring good guys?

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Tau """Good guys""".

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Read the Codex Astartes, kid.

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:mar#sey40k:

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Me on the right

The Tau must die. Oh nooooo muh greater good im so noblebright god SHUT UP

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I just think its funny that the Tau go on one crusade against Chaos and end up Imperial levels of racist because their auxiliaries who have souls all turned into daemon conduits because they didn't build space cathedrals to power their Geller fields on their ships like total amateurs.

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Farsight never gets any love despite being the coolest part of the Tau. I need more grizzled idealist mecha pilot (maybe?myabe not?) possessed by soul vampire xeno sword.

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Farsight is too cool to be associated with the Tau.

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>Farsight kills a ton of Ethereals and sucks out their souls gaining their obvious psyker powers to make the Enclaves go absolute BEASTMODE on every rslur xeno/imperial/daemon around.

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tau is a pretty grimdark Eugenics Communist empire

the only one is "noblebright" is the Farsight sub-faction of the Tau who rebel against them

but Farsight is pretty badass so it is ok

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I'd buy an updated Farsight model instantly lol

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Ultramarines are so neat. I just started working on a 1k ultra army

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I just started a Sisters of Battle army. Not sure what the army list will look like at this point!

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Best range at the moment, maybe. I like heavily stylized firstborn marines and the SoB give that in spades (despite not being marines at all).

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Do you think the Mechanicus could just put up a secret observation station on an unknown human world to monitor the planet for how they use and develop their technology?

:marseyadeptusmechanicus: :marseyglow: :marseyautism: :marppy: :!marseymechanic: :marseyglow: :!marseyadeptusmechanicus:

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The mechanicus will probably foam at the mouth port when they spy feudal tech level planetary societies and not comprehend why all the mideval people haven't replaced their eyeballsz with limbs or Auspexes

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:marseynerd2: :!marseyadeptusmechanicus: get in the voidship rslur. You're going to tell me exactly what you know.

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Depends on the forge world. Metallica, probably not. Mars is a maybe. Rysa and Stygies 100% would, with Stygies going the extra mile by introducing xenotech to cavemen.

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:marseynotesglow: :marseyadeptusmechanicus: :marseyautism: :marseymindblown: "See bro I call it the scientific method!" :marppy: :!marseymindblown::!marseyfedpostglow:

:marseyadeptusmechanicus: "write this shit down Magos" :!marseyadeptusmechanicus:

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Spread nurgles gift to Terra, curbstomp tzeentch chosens, Kick a nurgling into a space marine, shit on the floor, shit on Ultramar, use ultramarine initiates as a potty

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If you're trying to make a WH hole can I post 20+ year WFB screeds in it :marseyshy:

Also frick those blue commies and their suit spam

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Post ALL the pirated pdfs :marseypirate: :marseyrobber:

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You'll use Warhammer Army Project and like it

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I hate the Tau because they're good guys, it spits in the face of the rest of the setting.

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/16886046567543948.webp

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:#marseyjoe:

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Any 40k nerds have a YouTube channel rec that goes over the lore. Preferably long videos that can be white noise in the background.

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Majorkill for 10 minutes topics

And leutin for longform lore

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Warhammer is cool and all until you're into it and you're just painting toys and spending 6hrs around a big table crunching numbers.

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