I'm playing Jeskai control and my opponent decided on like turn 4 to salty rope me every single turn. I have no life and nothing going on so I'm returning the favor. We're on turn 9 and it's already been like a 20 minute game.
UPDATE: It didn't last as long as I was expecting :( My draws were too good I drew all 4 Lightning Helixes and a Zurgo and Ojutai and I burned them out on like turn 12 or 13.
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!tops what if you salty roped me.. haha, just kidding.. unless..?
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What does salty rope do?
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You're allowed a certain amount of time each turn and when it's close to running out a rope appears on screen and burns down. Sometimes when people are losing instead of conceding they purposely burn down all of the time on all of their turns to waste the other person's time.
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They should totally make a card named salty rope
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It's genuinely incredible how stupid you are
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You don't believe that. If you did you'd be more convincing.
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That would require Wotc to be a fun company.
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Some of the unhinged set was pretty funny.
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WOTC used to be a fun company.
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In mtg arena, if you take a long time on your turn, an image of a rope burning marks the time until you'll be forced to auto end your turn or use a timeout. Some use this to maliciously drag out a game to annoy another player, either by leaving the game or doing the absolute bare minimum, so you have to wait as long as possible to take your turn. If you're playing a slow deck, this means it'll take forever to win, even if your opponent is doing literally nothing to progress the game.
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I don't know what that means, but it sounds interesting and sexy
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i love shooting salty ropes
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Eat more pineapple
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Did I get transported back ten years ago?
JK I think MTG was last good with Tarkir dragon shit, then it was just downhill from there
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The first set I played was Battle for Zendikar when I was 12
so frick you Eldrazi are cool
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They are very cool I still treasure my emrakul Timmy deck
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My best Modern deck is a Boros Allies Tribal that I started ever since I pulled Resolute Blademaster in my first ever draft game and thought “Huh, this seems cool”
memories
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Merari's wake was the last good card they designed
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Jeskai is BestGuy
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THESE COLORS DON'T RUN
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