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:soywarhammer: Foid :marsey40k:s are (almost) canon

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:soycry: The Emperor has always had foid bussyguards, chud!

In regards to female Custodians, there have always been female Custodians, since the first of the Ten Thousand were created.

only topic on /r/grimdank now lol

edit: here's Valrak soying out in case the youchube algorithm hasn't forced him on (you) yet.

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>the custodes have always had women

>there just hasn't been a notable female custodes for 10k years

based.

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I mean they've been in self imposed time out for 10k years, makes sense.

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"Since the first" kind of implies the first one was a ladystodes, which seems like it would be extremely notable to Valdor.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1713142970164712.webp ABNEEEETTTTTT

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Custodes are Terran babies pumped full of drugs and science to turn them into True Aryans.

Space Marines are savage teenboys who get their testicles replaced with super-testicles and injected with gene-sperm retconned to gene-seed and get surgically altered to turn them into sterile Mega Muscle Mutts with foot long flaccid dongs for some reason that was important even though their peepees don't work.

Also it is now canonically possible that Traitor Marines could have r*ped or sexually brutalized Female Custodes during the Heresy and maybe even turned their wombs into proto-Daemonculaba. Yay more r*pe jokes in 40k!

https://warhammer40k.fandom.com/wiki/Daemonculaba

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>Yay more r*pe

:marseygigacha#d:

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If they've always been a thing it means that even "foid" marines are still :marseypooner: frickhuge meatheads so nothing changes

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frickhuge meatheads

That's the best part.

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Which is why its so appealling to :marseytrain:hammers. They no longer need to project themselves as anime girls but instead as tall ugly lunks that they already are.

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Makes sense, Custodians are made differently than Space Marines. Curious if the Thunder Warriors also had foids...

Also this isn't new, Echoes of Eternity confirmed this.

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None of the people gloating or seething have actually read a 40k novel. They're only aware of this because their favourite youtuber saw another youtuber make a video on a codex. No-one "really into lore" actually reads original material.

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:#marseyhandmaid:

Snapshots:

In regards to female Custodians, there have always been female Custodians, since the first of the Ten Thousand were created.:

/r/grimdank:

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Good one snappy

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the absolute gloating from redditors is insufferable

https://old.reddit.com/r/ImaginaryWarhammer/comments/1c3yxn9/the_more_things_change_the_more_they_stay_the/

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I'm opposed to sweeping lore changes like this not because it's bad but because it makes the most insufferable kind of nerd smugpost about being "right all along"

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Lol this some fan-fic prose

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Real "wizards shit in corners" energy

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>Have to go boots on the ground during Istvaan V

>Have to go boots on the ground during the Siege

>Have to go boots on the ground in the Iron Cage

>Have to go boots on the ground in Cadia

>Have to go boots on the ground in the Guilliliman stasis chamber

:marseydarkfoidretard:Tee-hee just teleport a giganuke.

Whatever, they have to write a fantasy in space to justify whatever they want to sell. DA had a gay orgy with Cypher in the palace and left without a trace.

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https://old.reddit.com/r/Grimdank/comments/1c4w1qx/just_adding_promethium_to_this_fire/

https://i.imgur.com/Y0pBvh2.png

we do a little trolling because White extinction is long overdue

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