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kaamrev they/them Non-passing :marseytrain: cute twink  13d ago (youtube.com) 572 thread views #262869

Really cool comic explaining how fem-custodes is a plausible in-lore event, gets downvoted by wokescolds of r/Grimdank

https://youtube.com/watch?v=hnMt94gAIh0

https://old.reddit.com/r/Grimdank/comments/1c8dmub/the_call_was_coming_from_inside_the_palace/?sort=controversial

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>downvoted

>82% upvoted

You just wanted an excuse to post this, didn't you traainrev :marseysquint:

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:marseyagreefast: this is the most exciting thing since Warhammer Hammer & Bolter controversy, let me have it

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Remember that in the old lore, custodes abandoned their armor and were loinclothed, oiled hunks strutting around the palace with their peepees swinging around like a meaty bell clapper, lamenting that they failed in their one task. "There have always been foidstodes" is kinda hard to believe there.

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Bring back homo harem

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They were feminine peepeees, chud.

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I still don't understand what a custode is. Are they from the part of warhammer :marseykhorne: which was stolen :marseyoverallhapiness: from Dune or the part of warhammer :marseyadeptusmechanicus: which was stolen :marseyoverallhapiness: from Starship Troopers? Or maybe they were stolen :marseyoverallhapiness: from Lord of the Rings :marseythegrey: or Michael :marseymyers: Moorpeepee and then put into space :marseyplanet: IDK.

It truly is a rich and unique setting. Nothing else quite like it...

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It's a turbo edgelord setting so edgy and r-slurred and neurodivergent, that it swung around the clock and somehow became interesting again

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somehow became interesting again

Wrong.

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The part that was stolen from Star Wars stealing from Dune / these guys before they also turned out to be jobbers.

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:soywarhammer: it's Sardaukar all the way down!

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What the frick is a custode? Is that like a space janitor?

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warhammer :marseyadeptusmechanicus: and video :marseychocobo: game lore is the male equivalent of YA novels.

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At least YA novels are actual reading and not vegetating to "top 10 epic warhammer lore explained" videos

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Read a handful of this decade's YA books and get back to us on of they remain superior.

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:marseyindignant: How many times did Katniss's boltgun cough this chapter? That's what I thought.

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No, that's not recent enough. I mean the last five years.

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And wrestling which is just live action battle shounen

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Hot

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:marseyharpoonerantimoid:

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As a non warhammer fan who gives no shits what they do with the lore, this would be a pretty slick way to retcon it.

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Revenge of the twinks.

A new imperium of woman.

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Am imperium of new women.

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!slots100

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Coomers were mistake

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Well done.

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Why did that r-slur draw the outline of the lips and then draw the mouth

Give me your money and I'll annoy people with it :space: https://i.rdrama.net/images/16965516366194396.webp

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