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[Quest Thread] It's your cat, Marsey's birthday today and you don't have a present :marseyquagmireshocked: remedy this situation before she catches on.

My dear commenters, this is an r-slured concept but its pretty fun. You have been given a scenario and you must achieve your quest of getting marsey :marsey: a birthday present :marseyblush:. I will be the neutral arbiter who will help or hinder you in achieving your goal.

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You awaken in your room with pj's on. In the fever dream of a nightmare you had last night, a glimmer of truth was revealed to you; you didn't get your beloved cat, Marsey, a birthday present! How foolish of you! You must get your present before the party starts at noon. You also must get a birthday cake, party decorations, and a clown.

Post your replies in a single comment chain, branching paths will be converged into a single path. Post your comments and I'll maintain continuity as they're posted. If it ends up being too much of a clusterfrick I'll just ignore some comments.

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The story so far...

You started the day by drinking some water from the sink. It was salty. You attempted to whip out your monster peepee, but to no avail. You checked your pockets and found a few items (inventory will be listed at the bottom). You asked your mother to drive you and she said she would for 2 bpp (big person points) which you accepted. You put on your gear and washed your face and go downstairs to get a poptart. While mommy is cooking that, you stole her wallet and hid it in your nonbinary anus before getting into the car and driving to the Gigaplex (a mall downtown). You've entered the Gigaplex and looked around. What you saw was as follows: CLOWN WORLD, Freddy Fazbear's freddy fazbear, Greasy's Breadburger Joint, Shopaholic DX, Mark's Mann's Firing Range, Delicious Doggy, Party City, Hot Topic, a pretty big guy, the food court, and a whole bunch of hylics. [You Are Here]


inventory:

[Mildly C*m-Stained Marvel T-Shirt] - a terribly drawn depiction of you and black panther making out

[Grey Sweatpants] - nothing of note about these, thankfully

[Panama Hat] - This hat kind of looks like a fedora so you wear it

[Camo Crocs] - You forgot to put these on. Wait, no they're on. Frick.

[Morbius Backpack] - You HATE this backpck, but the batman one is missing

[Wallet] - Its one of those privacy wallets with the lock and chain, you got it when you were 12 and its barely holding on with a great deal of duct tape

[Bent Fork] - idk maybe you could use this as a weapon or something

[Flip phone] - also obtained when you were 12, only contacts are your mother and your significant other who's off in china probably screwing massive black bulls

[Marsey Meese Membership Card] - its like chuck e cheese if rdrama invented it, you probably have some free pizzas on this thing or something so its worth keeping around

[Mommy's Wallet] - you cleverly stole this from your mommy and hid it in your gunt. This is probably going to be your main source of cash so good thinking

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Pull out my phone and rush order some catnip on amazon for marsey marse :marseyrasta:

Arrange everything else on my phone too :marseyyayyytext:

Go back to bed :marseysnorlax:


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You order some catnip from amazon. It will arrive tomorrow. Everything else will arrive between 1 day and a week. Great idea, enjoy missing the party :)

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Birthday cake & party decorations: same day from doordash

Clown: either i can get a clown same day or i cant this shit is done entirely online nobody is going to the clown store


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:marseyannoyed: The point is that you cant arrange everything fast enough unless you go out and scramble for the things and get up to some hijinx.

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Modern living :marseychtorrr2:


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Beg mom to take me to the store

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You go up to mommy and beg her to take you to the store. She replies, "Now, my nonbinary little adult-child, you know I stopped driving you places for free. If you want me to drive you, you have to spend some big person points or you can do some chores for me."

You have 5 bpp, getting a drive from mommy is 2 points if you want to be driven there and back.

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accept!!!

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Drink water

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Actually perhaps I'll just keep the continuity between comments as they're posted. @SexyFartMan69 thoughts?

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You go over to the sink in the bathroom and drink some water from the faucet. It tastes salty.

frick you for not replying to the other comment. I guess I should probably pin it.

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IM SORRY i got so excited

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yeah I'll just roll with this, it will probably work out better anways

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LIGHT LAMP


May Marsey Ta'aevann rectify our affairs. Marseummarhamna bil Bussy 'azeem. :marseyakbar:https://i.rdrama.net/images/169731781958969.webp

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You don't currently have your lamp. You remember leaving it in your basement as you put it there after returning from a camping trip which you went on with your favorite cat to farm views on youtube. You got called an animal abuser, but in your heart you know that marsey had a good time. If you want to get the lamp, you should go to the basement to get it.

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EXAMINE POCKET


May Marsey Ta'aevann rectify our affairs. Marseummarhamna bil Bussy 'azeem. :marseyakbar:https://i.rdrama.net/images/169731781958969.webp

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You examine your pockets. You have a wallet, a bent fork, your phone (flip), and your Marsey Meese membership card loosely floating around.

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EXAMINE PHONE


May Marsey Ta'aevann rectify our affairs. Marseummarhamna bil Bussy 'azeem. :marseyakbar:https://i.rdrama.net/images/169731781958969.webp

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You examine your phone, your only contacts are your mom and your significant other (xe's in china right now). You also have a few games.

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My mother's life is being threatened by the american government and im fuxking done caring about anyone elses opinions about the truth.

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