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remedy this situation before she catches on.
My dear commenters, this is an r-slured concept but its pretty fun. You have been given a scenario and you must achieve your quest of getting marsey 
a birthday present 
. I will be the neutral arbiter who will help or hinder you in achieving your goal.
You awaken in your room with pj's on. In the fever dream of a nightmare you had last night, a glimmer of truth was revealed to you; you didn't get your beloved cat, Marsey, a birthday present! How foolish of you! You must get your present before the party starts at noon. You also must get a birthday cake, party decorations, and a clown.
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The story so far...
You started the day by drinking some water from the sink. It was salty. You attempted to whip out your monster peepee, but to no avail. You checked your pockets and found a few items (inventory will be listed at the bottom). You asked your mother to drive you and she said she would for 2 bpp (big person points) which you accepted. You put on your gear and washed your face and go downstairs to get a poptart. While mommy is cooking that, you stole her wallet and hid it in your nonbinary anus before getting into the car and driving to the Gigaplex (a mall downtown). You've entered the Gigaplex and looked around. What you saw was as follows: CLOWN WORLD, Freddy Fazbear's freddy fazbear, Greasy's Breadburger Joint, Shopaholic DX, Mark's Mann's Firing Range, Delicious Doggy, Party City, Hot Topic, a pretty big guy, the food court, and a whole bunch of hylics. [You Are Here]
inventory:
[Mildly C*m-Stained Marvel T-Shirt] - a terribly drawn depiction of you and black panther making out
[Grey Sweatpants] - nothing of note about these, thankfully
[Panama Hat] - This hat kind of looks like a fedora so you wear it
[Camo Crocs] - You forgot to put these on. Wait, no they're on. Frick.
[Morbius Backpack] - You HATE this backpck, but the batman one is missing
[Wallet] - Its one of those privacy wallets with the lock and chain, you got it when you were 12 and its barely holding on with a great deal of duct tape
[Bent Fork] - idk maybe you could use this as a weapon or something
[Flip phone] - also obtained when you were 12, only contacts are your mother and your significant other who's off in china probably screwing massive black bulls
[Marsey Meese Membership Card] - its like chuck e cheese if rdrama invented it, you probably have some free pizzas on this thing or something so its worth keeping around
[Mommy's Wallet] - you cleverly stole this from your mommy and hid it in your gunt. This is probably going to be your main source of cash so good thinking
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I put her number in my phone and invite her to marsey's party. My free hand tucks my raging hardon into the waistband of my pants
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You've invited her to your party and she accepts!
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Buy celebratory bean burritos for myself and m'lady before sauntering off towards the party store, leaving her to her labors, but not before tipping my hat
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Upon entering Party City, you are greeted with the song "happy birthday" played on a 3 second loop. Rows of various party necessities can be seen in a multitude of colors; though, the majority of decorations are rainbow. There aren't many people browsing the aisles and you wonder just how such a specialized store can keep itself open year round. An employee who was stocking the skibidi potty limited edition party supplies jumps at the sight of a distraction from his godforsaken task and runs over to help you. He's wearing blue jeans, a rainbow polo shirt with the party city logo emblazoned on the pocket, normal sized clown shoes, and a blue birthday hat. His gaze is akin to that of a dead fish's. "Welcome to Party City, how may I help you?" He asks.
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I show him my backpack and ask him if he has any morbius decorations
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He takes you to the morbius aisle and waits for you to select what you wish so he may carry it over to the register for you. You may request any morbius items as well as any other party decorations and I'll assume they have them. Keep in mind that the more you get the more the total cost will be.
Apologies for the late reply, had something to do today.
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I pick up a pack of morbius streamers and inspect them, I feign handing them over to the worker and instead pratfall onto the floor, sending them flying. While he is distracted I shove as many decorations as I can into my backpack
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Ok you manage to grab one of everything of the stuff in the morbius aisle without him "noticing" (you're pretty sure he noticed instantly but let you off the hook because it would be too much trouble to stop you) and you leave with ease. Where to next?
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Back to the food court to see if my beloved has filled out my job application
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