Confused? See here

https://rdrama.net/h/traditionalgames/post/182016/all-my-4chans-post-on-the

I call this one “The Parent Deathtrap ; or The Final Solution to the Nonce Problem”.

I was going to get cute with this, but realized that a straightforward approach would be the best way to handle this: Mr. Mouse, beloved international corporate symbol, film star, and incomprehensible alien intelligence with powers rivaling a god, hates chomos. So he’s been luring them to the park, murdering them, and replacing them with parallel dimension equivalents who aren’t child molesters, and then altering the memories of their victims to make them forget “all those nasty things ever happened”. The players probably won’t object to this, and if they do you probably need to call the police, so here’s where the problem comes in: happy people in a good situation aren’t going to be interested in abandoning their life to slide into someone else’s and people whose lives are radically different from the guy they are replacing wouldn’t be able to cut the muster, so he’s mainly been recruiting from post-apocalypse earths. Only the last year there’s been a major upswing in the number of ruined earths. The Sideways House, a funhouse that has a multiversal monitoring station and multiversal portal i that eats about a day’s worth of Mouse Park’s power every time it’s activated in the basement, recorded hundreds of formerly healthy and happy earths experiencing catastrophic events all on the same date. This is unprecedented . Usually there’s one a week. The quirk with our universe, apart from having the Great Mouse be an awesome guy, is that it’s about a month ahead of most other universes in the year(don’t question it; the multiverse is weird). The date of the great catastrophe is in five days. If the players can’t figure out what’s going on the earth is doomed.

Like what r-slur would ever do this, ha-ha. Surely anyone knows that all that sugar and periodic table of components make you feel like shit afterward, ha-ha. All that to make follow simplified rules and take turns slightly faster, ha-ha.

I don't really want Solar Auxilia tbh, I'll pawn them off onto someone else. They're cool but I don't want to spend a lot of time painting them, effortpainting is reserved for skirmish games.

Dude weed lmao

Normally I’d just give myself a sticky award but I need to post here to keep the hole active anyway.