You (woman (male)) go over to a man's (male) house (chaser?) - what do you want for him to have in his fridge?

i dont smoke and i probably never will because i have asthma

smoking is attractive though so dont feel too bad about it

the mere idea of smoking cigs and drinking monster is enough to give me a panic attack

What ciggys? You seem like a John Players man. I always went for studios

If she wants sugar she can add it herself a spoonful at a time like the wretched sow she is

I'm messin'. To avoid unspeakable neuroses like this maybe you could make them not right next to eachother so it's plausibly deniable she didn't see one