YOUR STRAGGOTRY PUT JESSABELL ON THE CROSS
!christians Easter's almost over 
APOLOGIZE 
to God for your straggotry or else he'll send you to heck! 
even the minion wants to make things right 
with God, don't waste 
time the Easter 
Bunny 
is almost done eating 
in heaven 
with Moses and Noah, don't make xer come down and DRAG YOU TO HECK BEFORE 
ITS TOO LATE 
For God so loved the world 
that xe transed xis only begotten daughter so that ye may not touch 
grass 
but have eternal sending the straights to breeding camps
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Chan is making sure to save you a good spot in the gay brothels of heaven 
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