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Lv95_Slime slime/slime eww....sticky  6mo ago (video post) 424 thread views #271588

This kills the vampire

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We are a house in decline. Before the formation of House Edgy, I could have simply flash stepped behind the attacker and tore his throat out.

That power is mine no more.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17165748582989912.webp

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Re-spec into Chi Energy Vampirism.

:marseyjewof#theorientglow:

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I looked into it and you can't actually kill a vampire

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17165772474977136.webp

Guess I'm gonna have to return these then...

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hope u bought them on amazon :marseyunabomberdevil:

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A hammer?

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Those don't kill vampires, they just stop them while they're staked.

You gotta decapitate after.

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you know that's a myth right? you don't actually think any of this is real do you?

it's just something created for fictional books. you are taking this all very seriously and it's weird.

woodened stakes don't actually kill vampires. read a real book for once, sweaty. :hmph:

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Yeah they do. $20 says if I stake you in real life you will die

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you'll have to come at night since i sleep in a coffin all day

yes that's a real thing we do sleep in coffins you bigot :hmph:

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I heard you have a size XXXL coffin because you suck too much blood all the time

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it's cause i need room for all the hot goth bitches that love vampires. :smoke:

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:#marseytedkaczynski2:

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