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you know that's a myth right? you don't actually think any of this is real do you?
it's just something created for fictional books. you are taking this all very seriously and it's weird.
woodened stakes don't actually kill vampires. read a real book for once, sweaty.
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Yeah they do. $20 says if I stake you in real life you will die
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you'll have to come at night since i sleep in a coffin all day
yes that's a real thing we do sleep in coffins you bigot
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I heard you have a size XXXL coffin because you suck too much blood all the time
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it's cause i need room for all the hot goth bitches that love vampires.
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