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This is a story of how i learned about the meaning of life... by pooping violently on my bathroom.
It was summer of 2021, i went out with some friends when suddenly my stomach felt a ripping pain on my sides, i had quickly realized that i ate too much watermelon the evening and that caused the pain, it was about time we walked home and i walked as fast as i could.
Once i got home i threw everything i had, keys, bags, clothes, and ran to the bathroom, once i sat on the potty seat, my butthole started immediately spraying my poop for a short while, then i felt an agonizing pain on my butt, as if it was blocked, the pain was so bad that I started crying, and then..., something happened, a blessing from the lord, a huge disgusting red plump of shit, with yogurt like texture and solid feel fell with force off my butt and landing into the water like a asteroid of shit, a shitsteroid, a poomet, it was a beautiful feeling, i felt free, more than ever before, then i realized that life always works like that, if you want to thrive in life you must go through hard work, pain and patience
i want to thank my dumbass for eating too much watermelon and teaching me this lesson, god bless...
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darn the new GTA looks lit
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I always wonder who the frick actually plays these shitty mobile games.
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This but the coomer is 11
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Yeah I was imagining preteens or some dude using a nine year old smartphone in Asia or something.
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Elden Ring? God of War?
Never heard of em
For me, it's Twerk Racing 3D
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mobile BitTorrent is full of these lmao
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What the actual frick. Kids are gonna grow up programmed with mud and fart fetishes
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Not a single kween, just whites?
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I will never stop seething about the size of the mobile gaming market. CRUSHING CANDY IS NOT A REAL GAME!!!!!!!
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This is a story of how i learned about the meaning of life... by pooping violently on my bathroom.
It was summer of 2021, i went out with some friends when suddenly my stomach felt a ripping pain on my sides, i had quickly realized that i ate too much watermelon the evening and that caused the pain, it was about time we walked home and i walked as fast as i could.
Once i got home i threw everything i had, keys, bags, clothes, and ran to the bathroom, once i sat on the potty seat, my butthole started immediately spraying my poop for a short while, then i felt an agonizing pain on my butt, as if it was blocked, the pain was so bad that I started crying, and then..., something happened, a blessing from the lord, a huge disgusting red plump of shit, with yogurt like texture and solid feel fell with force off my butt and landing into the water like a asteroid of shit, a shitsteroid, a poomet, it was a beautiful feeling, i felt free, more than ever before, then i realized that life always works like that, if you want to thrive in life you must go through hard work, pain and patience
i want to thank my dumbass for eating too much watermelon and teaching me this lesson, god bless...
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