You play as Reginald Montgomery Beauregard III, a nefarious ne'er-do-well known for foul language and rarely visiting the vicar's confessional. You have been recently released from the constable's office after being taken in for jaywalking. After paying the eightpence fine, you decide that the law is stacked against you, and you seek out the criminal underworld to advance your chicanery.
The game features hand-to-hand fisticuffs, duels, low-speed chases, and bear baiting.
The graphics vary between 10-13 fps to simulate a hand-cranked camera, with interspersed frames to show character dialog. Audio consists of overlaid piano to match the tone.
Full character creation includes gender-neutral wording and customizable genitals to match any imaginable gender.
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