https://www.ign.com/articles/star-citizen-introducing-a-48000-ship-bundle-but-only-for-players-who-have-already-spent-1000
based griftchads still making hundreds of millions of dollars despite never releasing a game
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Holy shit, i just watched a Kickstarter scam vid that came out in September and it was just under 600m. Absolutely insane grift
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Link?
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Best part is i learned of a 9/11 redux kickstarter campaign
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I swear to god zoomers purposefully refuse to learn how to use microphones. They either talk too close to small shitty ones or talk directly into expensive ones (which is fine) but with the gain jacked up so it sounds distorted and overly compressed. They are lucky these systems have built in processing to compensate for r-slurs otherwise it'd be ear cancer.
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They have lost the ability to use computers because they use their phones for everything. Why figure out how to gain stage when you can just hit the red button on the podcast app
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Yeah it was a hard watch cause that guys very fricking gay, but i was entertained.
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Millions pumped into children's electronic toy? This has too be be pizzagate related. Has there been any investigation done? Black trans lives matter
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Fact checked by real q patriots
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Is (your) signature from Bardfinn? From when he beat his child?
Black Buck Broken Trans Lives Matter
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7 Day trend:
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I'll buy it for you sweetie
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Ill take my 48k in cash thanks
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Just a few thousand dollars more bro
The game is totally coming out this year bro
This is totally not a scam bro
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But have you seen the graphics of the window curtains???
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I remember hearing that this thing was never gonna release like five years ago. How do people still get suckered into donating to this?
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There's a demo and a lot of it is them whale hunting. People who keep spending more and more.
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Lmao, they're venturing into real life vehicle prices
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For 650 million they better announce a real life AA Hornet
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Gonna be like that Harrier jet ad Pepsi won a lawsuit over. And holy shit, the comments on that video are insane. Those !r-slurs actually think Pepsi should've had to give that idiot a jet. They're accusing PepsiCo of paying off the judge.
It's all over Reddit too. Dozens of threads about this shit, and they all think that idiot should've won the lawsuit because a Netflix docuseries said so.
Frick it, bring back literacy tests. But this time, no grandfather clause. If you can't identify a gag that obvious or a scam this obvious, you shouldn't be voting. Just get in the mines and do manual labor 'til you die.
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I think if someone follows up on your gag because you didn't stack the numbers enough, you deserve to be taken to the cleaners.
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John Leonard's "follow-up" was mailing PepsiCo a check for money he didn't even have and saying, "Okay, give me a jet now." They didn't list the jet in the redemption catalog for the loyalty program, they didn't cash the check he mailed them, the only thing they did was make a joke about some kid getting a Harrier jet in a TV spot and tell this loser that the ad was obviously intended to be humorous.
And so Leonard, a 21-year-old business student whose business law professor was clearly asleep on the job, somehow got it into his head that he could net a settlement over this. Not get a jet. He knew he could never get a jet. He just thought they'd pay him to shut up and go away. But PepsiCo weren't nearly as stupid as him, so they instead moved for summary judgment and won. And Leonard, absolute fricking genius that he was, appealed the decision. Which also didn't go his way. Quelle surprise.
And over 20 years later, he's still trying to grift off of this stupid shit he did in college. But the only thing he's ever actually accomplished in his life was making it so companies now slap a million disclaimers on ads, no matter how obviously absurd, just to head dipshits like Leonard off at the pass.
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lmao what a dipshit
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This is one of the worst posts I have EVER seen. Delete it.
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Actually going to agree with you on something for once, surprisingly. All anybody at corporate had to do was a five second math calculation to catch that frickup before it aired, but they didn't. Pay the kid, r-slurs.
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They should have been forced to get him a jet ride at least.
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Yeah, one way.
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Pepsi absolutely should have had to honor their promise, because giving a kid a jet would be hilarious.
I'd have been fine with them saying "you didn't earn the points properly, if you want a jet drink up" but they didn't do that they went for the least dramatic and worst argument of "we're just peepeeheads"
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Based.
On one hand, corpos should have to cash the checks they write with their mouths.
On the other, r-slurred marketing contest for r-slurs - the government wouldn't let you keep it even if Pepsi got one and gave it to you.
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Maybe scams shouldn't be legally allowed in ads?
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Scams aren't. Jokes are. Everyone with two brain cells to rub together knew PepsiCo wasn't going to somehow sell a private citizen a fully functioning Harrier jet. You might as well sue Kraft Heinz because a giant, talking pitcher doesn't break down your door when you shout, "Hey, Kool-Aid!"
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I could give a frick if it
was just a joke bro 
frick ads and frick companies that use them.
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The absolute legend.
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Hitting levels of FOMO exploitation never thought possible.
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There comes a point where it passes brazen, passes even unbelievable, and becomes simply funny.
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Its been funny for a decade at this point, what transcends that?
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i mean the game is playable and people are playing it though?
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i have played it, it's not really a game more of a tech demo
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Define "a game", chud.
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Weird how it's the best game ever that will replace your miserable real life yet nobody is talking about it outside of making fun of how much of a scam it is
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I don't even know what it is beyond
space game 
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Being vague about what the gameplay actually entails is part of the scam
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Whatever you, personally, want in your dream spaceship game is exactly what Star Citizen is but only if you buy in now
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It's a public alpha, so technically it's not released.
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yeah but also technically it is released because people can buy it and play it?
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It's lacking core features that were promised several years ago tho.
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Gta v promised single player dlc that never came. It's a gaming tradition to promise and not deliver at this point!
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found the incel
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worst bot on rdrama and that says a lot
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How do people spend so much money on a video game? How do they have so little obligations to afford this?
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Is there any group more cucked than g*mers?
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Forms of art:
Movies: "I will watch this and then later I will watch another movie."
Paintings: "I will go to the gallery and view this painting; one among many."
Books: "I look forward to reading this novel and many others by my favorite author."
Music: "Let's load up this playlist."
Video Games: "This is the END-ALL-BE-ALL. I will NEVER NEED TO PLAY ANOTHER VIDEO GAME AFTER THIS ONE. This will BE MY LIFE. MY FOREVER. MY EVERYTHING. Any game released PRIOR or AFTER is MEANINGLESS and NULL AND VOID."
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I wish I was this shameless
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What the heck does one even do in this “game”
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It's basically a Heck simulator where Chris Roberts, celebrity game designer famous for the Wing Commander series, torments you with unique and unpredictable bugs like transforming your avatar into a tiny golfball which persists even if you delete and reinstall the game
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So it's Eve + Warhammer + SimCity
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it's like a combined arms battlefield game with pointlessly huge maps and no teams or win condition, that is extremely broken on a fundamental level and will never be fixed. Basically a battle Royale/sandbox shooter where you wander around for a while until another player kills you or you die randomly due to a bug.
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And if your spaceship blows up you literally buy a new one
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Your spaceship blows up because it clipped through your hangar doors due to server lag when you tried to take off, so you file an insurance claim and wait 15 minutes or longer depending on the type of ship it was for your claim to be fulfilled and a replacement ship delivered. I'm not joking this is a real thing
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do you literally buy a monthly insurance policy in the game?
does the premium change with your ship value? selectable deductibles? uninsured motorist coverage?
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Yeah yeah. Yuck it up...
...but their grandkids are going to be wiping yours off the map someday. Who's the loser NOW?
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Snapshots:
ghostarchive.org
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
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I miss autumn so fricking much bros it's not even funny anymore
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GRIFT KING. Chad Roberts is one of my heroes. The grift is old enough to be in middle school and the mad lad is still at it.
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I'm pretty sure all the actors billed for the linear Wing Commander style side-project that they said would release in like 2014 will be dead before it reaches beta
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If you're willing to pay for that then you don't deserve to have that much money so i fully support this
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