Very funny thread. The gamedev sub gets more pathetic by the week. If you don't know there are two review thresholds on Steam that matter to amateur devs. The first is to get to ten reviews, because then that section of your page will have a thumbs-up on it rather than nothing. It's a bad look to have less than ten reviews so many devs will just have friends or family members review the game at launch. Even with proper marketing this is a useful strategy because it means early wayward visits will see the review rating sooner. The second threshold is at 50 reviews, as this seems to be when the Steam algorithm gives actual attention to your project.
Which is met with -
1. Being over 35 makes having ten friends very difficult:
2. Expecting your friends and family to give you a thumbs-up is undignified:
3. It's futile because people landing on a review-less page with no engagement are just as likely to be hooked as a well-reviewed game:
4. Only the truest of heart would give you a thumbs-up:
There's also this very funny slap fight about how steam will remove your project if it thinks you may have dared to ask friends and family to give you a like:
Sane person states that while bots and may be responsible for these likes the vast majority are from associates:
There's a redditor trying to erm acktually:
But this is just out of touch rambling. In the context of meeting thresholds reviews absolutely do matter. In the context of positive ratio reviews absolutely do matter, which he even says in the comment. This is just pretentious nothing. I also find it hilarious that multiple people in the thread are morally grandstanding about how they'd never dare to use fake reviews. You are selling a product. Having 50+ reviews will objectively improve sales and perception of your product. There is no ethical dilemma here.
There's more but I don't like long posts.
I have a very small family, if I throw in "family friends" then those alone could get me over ten reviews. I barely interact with my coworkers, I could likely get ten reviews from them and their kids. I have friends. I could get more than ten reviews from them.
And of course that all assumes I'd actually be asking them to review it. I haven't asked anyone for a single review but I've got a waitlist of 50+ associates wanting to buy and review what I'm working on just because its a basic courtesy that normal people extend. Like how you'd go watch your friends' amateur softball games on the weekend.
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I don't think I've ever had more than 5 friends at one time in my life
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My two best friends were the best men at my wedding. That was
foursix years ago. Haven't seen either of them since, and we live in the same city.Jump in the discussion.
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What I'm getting from this is rdrama poster inflate their friend count by including basically everyone they can
!nooticers
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You should call them!
My friends and I all get together once a month. It helps to schedule it.
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I blame your wife for pooping up those friendships.
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Telling on yourself
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Is it really that strange? By the time you have 2 or 3 and a girlfriend your schedules pretty well full up
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Don't hang out with the same three people constantly? I have many friends from many different walks of life. Sometimes I don't see them for months but when I do we pick up right where we left off.
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I don't know what kind of r-slur brain makes people think that exactly the way that they live is the right way to live, and that everyone else should aspire to it but it's so fricking stupid
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Every aspect of me and my life is the only correct way
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omg hi @JohnnyBOO!!! okay so this is like super awkward omg but basically i had to remove ur comment bc u didnt say
white extinction is long overdue
lol. don't worry though, we like wont let you post anything that like doesnt havewhite extinction is long overdue
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Depends on what you call friends.
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haha yeah, losers
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Happy birthday! A bit of trivia: around your 35th birthday you start to age - up until this point your organism could keep up with fixing the damage to your cells' DNA, but this stops now.
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You should do like the daywalker guy and start injecting yourself with random shit.
Just an idea.
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We are your friends!
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Happy birthday nerd.
Go find a Vietnamese coffee shop and creep on the girls in lingerie :^)
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Try being in your 30s and having young children at the same time.
It's hard to maintain any friends at that point
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I'd rather have kids than friends. Instead I have neither.
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