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:#marseydisgusted:

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:#marseypukegenocide:

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If this was sold in burgerland that would be an immediate lawsuit because someone would eat 8 servings at once and die of heart overexertion lmao

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This is stolen burger tech. Our u2 pilots have had these for decades.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17271271461510293.webp

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Our pilots aren't even human anymore. They are the ultimate pinnacle of humanity. Giggles from a twitch stream, 5% battery on their wrist watch and a 12 pack of caffeine ramen noodles.

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apple :marseyphoneglued: pie in a tube sounds much better :marseysaulgoodman: than ramen in a tube.

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Anything sweet sounds better in a tube or can because you expect sweet stuff to be crummy.

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Multiple people have died from the Panera Bread g*mer lemonade.

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:#eaglebikiniflag:

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Seems like potential hangoverslop

Light noodles are my go to especially if already in vomit form

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!boozers he might be onto something here

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That garbage :marseyrecycling: hangover feeling is your electrolytes being unbalanced. Drink :marcusbeachtowel: Pedialyte instead.

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I prefer a beer against the hangover tyvm

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You're very welcome, r-slur.

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I don't know about that, lmk when I can get a tube of greasy bacon and eggs. Then again, they don't taste the same anyway since they banned smoking in restaurants. :marseyboomer:

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Pretty sure old Airforce MREs had that

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:#marseysaluteusa:

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Bacon, eggs, black coffee, and a cigarette. The ultimate breakfast.

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Throw in a steak and a beer

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Pho is a great hangover meal. Basically a giant bowl of broth, noodles, and thin sliced steak.

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:#marseyflagvietnampat: yum yum

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when you can't get up from your semen stained g*mer chair for even three minutes to microwave some ramen

https://media.tenor.com/58bvc8cYpMQAAAAx/mrw-reaction.webp

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Gaymers are not people

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Did we nuke them too hard or not hard enough? :marseynukegoggle#s: :marseyflagj#apan2:


Putting the :e: in spookie

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Yes

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yum yum, it's like sucking tape worms out of an butthole

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japanese :marseychingchong: companies coming up with the most useless "innovations"

https://media.tenor.com/0nCouv9MFkUAAAAx/meme.webp

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I remember I was reading a maxim magazine article on useless japanese inventions and the first line of the article was "whoever said necessity is the mother of invention obviously never met the japanese"

Banger quote

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>thing

:soyjaktantrumfast:

>thing but japanese!

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They should have marketed this at runners, carbs, salt and caffeine is a pretty sweet combo

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TOTAL G*MER VICTORY

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I was thinking carbonated ramen earlier and pictured something way cooler

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Caffeine is bitter, just take a caffeine pill after ramen instead of making your entire meal taste like shit.

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the comma preceeding 'for g*mers', just perfect, lmao

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Well now im upset i missed that

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:#marseyedelgard:

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