Our pilots aren't even human anymore. They are the ultimate pinnacle of humanity. Giggles from a twitch stream, 5% battery on their wrist watch and a 12 pack of caffeine ramen noodles.
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I don't know about that, lmk when I can get a tube of greasy bacon and eggs. Then again, they don't taste the same anyway since they banned smoking in restaurants.
I remember I was reading a maxim magazine article on useless japanese inventions and the first line of the article was "whoever said necessity is the mother of invention obviously never met the japanese"
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If this was sold in burgerland that would be an immediate lawsuit because someone would eat 8 servings at once and die of heart overexertion lmao
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This is stolen burger tech. Our u2 pilots have had these for decades.
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Our pilots aren't even human anymore. They are the ultimate pinnacle of humanity. Giggles from a twitch stream, 5% battery on their wrist watch and a 12 pack of caffeine ramen noodles.
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apple pie in a tube sounds much better than ramen in a tube.
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Anything sweet sounds better in a tube or can because you expect sweet stuff to be crummy.
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Multiple people have died from the Panera Bread g*mer lemonade.
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Seems like potential hangoverslop
Light noodles are my go to especially if already in vomit form
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!boozers he might be onto something here
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That garbage hangover feeling is your electrolytes being unbalanced. Drink Pedialyte instead.
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I prefer a beer against the hangover tyvm
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You're very welcome, r-slur.
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I don't know about that, lmk when I can get a tube of greasy bacon and eggs. Then again, they don't taste the same anyway since they banned smoking in restaurants.
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Pretty sure old Airforce MREs had that
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Bacon, eggs, black coffee, and a cigarette. The ultimate breakfast.
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Throw in a steak and a beer
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Pho is a great hangover meal. Basically a giant bowl of broth, noodles, and thin sliced steak.
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yum yum
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when you can't get up from your semen stained g*mer chair for even three minutes to microwave some ramen
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!goyslopenjoyers
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Gaymers are not people
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Did we nuke them too hard or not hard enough?
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Yes
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yum yum, it's like sucking tape worms out of an butthole
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japanese companies coming up with the most useless "innovations"
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I remember I was reading a maxim magazine article on useless japanese inventions and the first line of the article was "whoever said necessity is the mother of invention obviously never met the japanese"
Banger quote
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They should have marketed this at runners, carbs, salt and caffeine is a pretty sweet combo
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TOTAL G*MER VICTORY
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I was thinking carbonated ramen earlier and pictured something way cooler
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Caffeine is bitter, just take a caffeine pill after ramen instead of making your entire meal taste like shit.
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the comma preceeding 'for g*mers', just perfect, lmao
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Well now im upset i missed that
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