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total incel victory
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Still wont get laid tho
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One day I'll find a perfectly sized knot in a tree and you'll be sorry.
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If you find it hit me with those digits (coordinates). We can get a polycule going
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Sorry for what? Not letting you bounce on my peepee?
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Maybe those games are just shit? Maybe dont call your customers incels? Maybe take the criticism? Maybe this has nothing to do with culture war shit? Frick it whatever everyone is r-slurred.
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G*mers are so buck broken now. Like in 2006 paying a 1$ for a fancy horse skin was seen as unacceptable and now it's like "who cares if games are selling DLC missions day one everyone else does it chud!!!" No game should be selling a DLC season pass day one.
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Fitgirl repacks don't cost a thing, get fricked ubislop
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I remember when they first started selling season passes, but it was at a time when the concept of a new season was alien to games. Sure enough a shit load of games added a $20 season pass with no season 2.
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I saw that you couldn't carry items and weapons up ladders in Star Wars Outlaws.
A week before that I started Mad Max which I bought for $3 which was hailed as the lazy WB games asset swap tiny game with bright yellow paint everywhere. I had this temp weapon and came to a ladder and thought, "frick this is one of those games where it'll drop at the ladder." It did not. Maybe it's got a five hundred times smaller map, but darn, felt embarrassing.
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Its r-slurred
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lol I think I remember this from 4th grade. The school told us to read the story at home and I told or asked my father to come listen as I read it. He was busy with his own shit so I read it by myself and then my father came and told me to read it and I didn't because I had already read it. So he slapped me around and made me read it while crying.
Good times.
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Nono you don't understand. She is a criminal because the government are the bad guys so they made her existence illegal even though she is a good person.
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The mad max game is a pretty fun mid tier beat 'em up that stays true to the spirit of fury road.
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It's a pretty good game. Pretty basic and gets way too repetitive if you try to completionist it, and the reuse of everything WB games is funny, felt off using the same combat from Arkham and Shadow of Mordor for Mad Max to kung fu 20 guys at a time. But very worth a couple bucks.
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I really like how the game ends.
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I think people who have never played vidya before would enjoy SW Outlaws more than most other video games. But it's not for TRVE G*MERS.
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I watched gameplay footage of the combat and the game journo was standing out in the open being shot for a few minutes before finding cover
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Average game journo gets beaten in spatial reasoning tests by a wood pigeon.
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Falling on the positive side of "half of all games made ever" isn't hard
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Yeah but isn't Fortnite free? I thought you had to buy Outlaws.
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Yup this guy is a
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Let's make the nonchuds look stupid next and get Dragon Age to flop as well.
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They already hit the panic button because the pre-orders are suuuuuuuuupper piss.
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It's BioWare, they don't need any help.
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It seems to be doing a good job making that happen itself. Last thing I saw people grouching about was that none of their choices from the first two games matter, you can only choose around four decisions from the third game to carry over.
Still can get zippertits, though.
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Kathleen Kennedy sucks so bad she now collaterally bankrupting video game companies. What a boss b-word.
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Saying a game got good reviews from professional critics is meaningless lol.
Professional game critics are often horrible at games and focus completely on idpol over gameplay.
I will never pay for a game selling "dlc missions."
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Its always the same shit of blaming incels
for not buying a game that they vocally hate. At what point 
can we all laugh 
at how utterly r-slurred 
that is?
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Telling the core audience that the game isn't for them is always funny to me.
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I sorta' forgot that neogaf is chuddy, huh.
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This coming from someone who likes open world Ubislop quite a bit: Holy christ this game looks awful. It looks like the end result of a couple hundred meetings where the main topic was "Can we still do that in current year? We probably shouldn't, right?"
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If this is a chud victory then what about Acolyte cancelation?
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