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  • Fresh_Start : Anon I.....this has to be bait. I am not willing to accept a reality where this isn't bait.

Anyone else too much of a brainlet :marseysmoothbrain: for Portal?

I can't get past the tutorial stages.

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My 10 year old beat it on his own dude. Also try portal reloaded mod, with time portals if you want a challenge.

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Oh you know what i never played portal mods that does sound kino

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I'm still getting mogged by this thing https://i.rdrama.net/images/17294052801136074.webp

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He's not even talking about portal 2 with the paint sections or nothing like that. This dude is legit stuck on portal 1. He is not gonna make it.


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Portal 2 was so focussed group out the butt, r-slurs like OP ruined it. The amount of portalable space is so tiny that the puzzle is bruteforceable if you just try combinations of placing portals around the few places you can you'll probably stumble across the solution.

Co-op was better for this but I don't remember if it was by much.

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Co-op required timing and coordination, was less braindead and had a lot of charm. I remember laughing when I realized one puzzle required launching both robots from opposite sides of a massive room so they would slam into each other in midair.

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:marseyme:

I was so ashamed that this was the most difficult puzzle for me :marseydepressed:

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portal is easy as frick neighbor wtf

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Pick up the cube and put it on the red button.

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I choose to believe this is bait, you'd have to be 80iq to not be able to beat portal. 5 years olds beat it no problem


:#marseyviewerstaretalking:

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Part of that game's success is that it makes you feel very smart

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https://media.tenor.com/XP8gDdUYgdkAAAAx/stupid-dexters-lab.webp

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Neighbor how

There's like one or two somewhat difficult puzzles in the whole game

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https://media.tenor.com/4wHCfWu-yjwAAAAx/hanako-kun-nene-yashiro.webp

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god imagine admitting that

:#marseylaugh: :#marseythissmall: :#taylaugh:

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I suck at puzzle games and figured it out, I promise you can too

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thanks carp :marseykino:

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Do better next year!!!!!!


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Basically me when I game "hehe colors :marseyretard2:"

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Step 1: put cube on a button

Step 2: If it didn't open the door, put the 2nd cube or yourself on the 2nd button

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You have to be careful, when you dont pay attention the portal will try to cut off your foreskin.

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https://media.tenor.com/tOdmOflab94AAAAx/nipthetip-guillotine.webp

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When solving a puzzle take note of what you can interact with at any given time. I think Portal 1 in particular does not have any "red herrings", so it should not be too bad, but I could remember wrong.


:#marseydisintegrate: :!#marseyflamewar::space::!marseyagree:

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No. You are unironically r-slurred if you can't pass the tutorial.

!r-slurs janny this manchild

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I thought you'd have to be a brainlet to not get it but I think it's just not being used to games in general

FIDE rating ~1900 btw

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>watch video

Revoke women's right to vote

THE EVIDENCE YO HONOR!!

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This is actually an interesting filter. Someone should be classified as stupid if they can't beat portal from start to finish.

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I can sorta relate in that I struggle to read comic books, it's like a form of dyslexia where I can't comprehend both pictures and text after like 4 panels and have to keep on re-reading it.

It took me like a week to understand what was happening in one of those simpsons comics.

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:#marseydemon:

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The upgraded portal gun has you right-click to shoot the other color portal

Mac users btfo


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Have you tried going through the portals?

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