Somebody left :marseytransattentionseeker: in the Dragon Age codex

https://x.com/laureanojgv/status/1853324810870296797

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That can't be real it's a parody of these people

:#marseyemojirofl:

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This is so hard to read. If I read this in a parody game which had lore logs I'd think it was too on the nose and cringe. Maybe bullying people out of English literature degrees where they'd at least read good books instead of tumblr posts was a mistake.

:#marseydepressed:

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I….I have bad news about your local University English Department :marseydepressed:

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It can't be true! My friends were still reading Chaucer 10 years ago! :s#oycry:

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Dead straight white man? Pffffffffft. :marseyarthoe:

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Actually a lot of evidence has come out recently that Chaucer may have been non-binary.

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"Thee…thine…thou…" :marseypikachu2:

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He was a male feminist as well! Not as good as Thomas Mallory but good enough.

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The Literature program in Finnish universities is like 95% foids and they're all fujos who read fan fiction.

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James Joyce is hardly taught to past standards anymore. :marseygiveup:

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This is just dumb.

The average joe would just get confused, while the people this pander to would just cringe cause it's too on the nose.

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Feel different on different days

B-word that's just normal human emotions, the frick you mean gender-fluid?

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B-word that's just normal human emotions

"B-word" please. Next you'll be trying to tell me that my aromantic queerplatonic partners are "just friends" :marseyeyeroll:

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B-word that's just normal human emotions, the frick you mean gender-fluid?

They'll literally explain it as being mad on certain days makes them more male while being more emotional on other days makes them more female.

Next level gender essentialism.

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:marseytrain: wouldn't get so much hate if they stopped talking about fricking how girls smell :marseysniff:

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And the weird growling 😂 13 year old wolf girl who is a little too into nightmare before Christmas vibes

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Holy shit it just keeps getting worse.

Millennials and zoomers are going to be black listed from being hired in tech and gaming if this keeps up lmao

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Popaganda implies it's capable, or at least trying to sway someone to think a certain way.

This is not even trying. Calling it propaganda feels like too much praise.

I guess it would be in a children's game, but as far as I'm aware this one is for "adults".

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Sorry sweety, but my non-binary trans elf with vitiligo is VALID.

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Soooo as it turns out, everything rumored about Woke Age was actually 150% true, they just did a better job of hiding it under the surface than Dustborn and Concord did.

:#marseyokay:

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It was pretty obvious it would be like this, it's just surprising how blatantly 'Learn how to accept :!marseytrain:s for Dummies' it is. You're fighting ... actually, I don't know who the villain is, I'm presuming a great evil but no one's talking about the plot. Because the creators have decided to make it a literal Current Year primer on genderspecials using other races to barely pretend they're not just lecturing the audience.

Concord and Dustborn acted like these people were normal, everyday occurrences. Veilguard has to tell you they're normal and have you explicitly accept it, because there are no dialogue options to do anything but validate, or even participate, in :marseytrain2: Age (maybe with elves and shit, we don't care about the rest of it).

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I don't know what "codex entries" means because I've had s*x. How does this fit into the game?

:#marseyconfused:

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Codez entries are information on the world. "History of place" "Culture of this race" "character biography"

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In game encyclopedia. Like wikipedia but you have to find the entries.

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It's called being a DECENT FRICKING PERSON, any problems, CHUCKLEFRICK? :marseylibleft:

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These strags have reached new levels of narcissism

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Reminder that the insane Tumblr kids of the 2010s now hold virtually every creative position in America

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We didnt bully the fanfic communities hard enough.

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"don't worry, they will graduate, get jobs in the real world, and be forced to forget all this nonsense", they said.

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fricking redditors :go:

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:marseyslipperyslope2:

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:marsey#sheercliff:

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Is this mistakenly left dev notes or some kind of weird character stream of consciousness game entry?

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The former masquerading as the latter.

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Chuds really love trannsdick

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Kings, queens, non-binary genderless abominations of royal lineage, please post the video from the second tweet as webm for gay r-slurs like myself to send to friends. Thanks personal army!

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I can't into webm cause I'm a dumdum.

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Wait…. So rightoids are getting pissed about this game being :marseytrain: friendly bc there is an entry ridiculing :!marseytrain:s?..


Putting the :e: in spookie turkey

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