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WOOT FATIGUE VLOG 001. ASMR.

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You don't just have the cars going for you. You also have a raccoon army (+) and your friends here (-), which probably cancel out if we're being honest.

TBQH, though, you seem like a catch who has his life more together than most dudes pushing 40. The whispered chuckling is a touch psycho, so I'd maybe wind that down for any dating profile clips.

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I have no career and my mom owns the house I live in lol.

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You just need to find the right mix of BPD + Daddy issues that is into a really immature man child with weird pets and a collection of sweet Euro cars.

Which tbh is about 80% of single women under 25

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no career

I know plenty of dudes with "careers" but none of the follow-through you've shown for some big jobs. I wouldn't try to pick up a career somewhere, I'd start a business with that combo of acumen and follow-through.

How do you handle working with or managing others? Scaling up a business is mostly about not doing everything yourself.

my mom owns the house I live in

This really only matters if you're on poor terms or won't inherit it.

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:marseysociety2#talking:


https://i.rdrama.net/images/17187151446911044.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17093267613293715.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17177781034384797.webp

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@Spiderman @Patsy @Aevann :marseyclapping: give him his pin and awards

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Where's my pin and awards, Carp? Aevann? I did this for you!

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Ayo aevann, we're discontinuing the vlogs.. vlogs are done.


https://i.rdrama.net/images/17121718107069042.webp

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:marseyxd: 10/10 vlog


https://i.rdrama.net/images/17250659971309795.webp

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i laffed

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DARN IT HE BLURRED FEET :marseyrage:

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Then some gay Chinese cute twink started giving me pedicure instructions like my toes are fricked up from not properly grooming instead of having surgery on them.

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17259761117003086.webp

Hmm 🤔 what is that?

I wonder - Lil B

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Both are wrong, it's windex.

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That's @Redactor0's foot!

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My toes are way girthier. They're constantly getting in each others' way. You utter fool. :marseyfacepalm:

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Poast 🦶🏻 pls, bb

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I TOLD YOU MOTHERLOVER. ARE YOU CALLING ME A LIAR??????

:#marseyraging:

It wouldn't be worth the effort. That foot is a little bit swollen at the moment but you'd really have to get close up to the ankle to see it.

If both the circulation and skeletal problems disapear right after I finally get referals...

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but you'd really have to get close up to the ankle

:aroused#pizzashill:

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Don't fricking dare me or I'm gonna list you as an emergency contact on my medical forms.

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He already has.

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I'm asking for an update. The previous pics were a bit https://media.tenor.com/UO_hZ3n8dIYAAAAx/violet-willy-wonka.webp

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Tbh, I'd probably kms if my feet looked like that.

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The longer you look at the photo the worse it gets

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Last time I showed feet you all made fun of my toenails.

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I would assume rightfully so?

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Those underdeveloped quads and automatic transmission betray your decadent, sedentary western lifestyle. My brother in Christ, you must lift and learn to drive.

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Go find me a fun beater, one-owner 928 with a manual for under $10k and I'll trade this one. My 996 has proper gears.

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So what about the quads?

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Decadent, sedentary western lifestyle.

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My neighbor do you always sound like Salad Fingers

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Always? This is the first time I've ever shared my voice and I'm whispering to do ASMR

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My bad I missed the ASMR part

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My arms are bigger than your legs, holy shit dude lmao

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we need to find this neighbor a wife so she can cook for him god darn

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fatty

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Does it fart tho?

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:marseyslurpfast:

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:#marseyorthodoxbrap:

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Those are mouth farts.

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What CD do you have loaded in the Porsche?

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None. It's got dual Nakamichi amps and extra speakers and shit from the original owner in the 80s but either the wiring or the head unit is fricked up, causing it to do nothing but play static. Planning on getting one of those period-correct looking Blaupunkt decks and gutting out all of the extra amps and stuff.

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Well that is a letdown.

Can you at least record yourself clapping your thighs together?

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No, one of my balls have been hurting for the past 24 hours.

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Darn.

https://media.tenor.com/1Fbo0bA3QIIAAAAx/mimineko-anh-thien-be-heo.webp

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holy shit that thin butt leg wtf

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:marseygem: !slots123

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Is that masonry board siding on your house? :marseydisgust:

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It's the same teenager racism hate cult that MDE was all about. It's just another boring /pol/ offshoot for lonely edgelord losers.

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