That awkward moment when your crossing the street in New York with a broken foot and get hit by a bus……

Least I can have a good time with @raymond_pettibon_ and catch a broadway show lol

The universe is conspiring against Darby to keep him from climbing Mount Everest lmao.

Also my 100th post

the recently returned and broken CuckMan Phil!

Part of me really thinks that Seth hates Punk so much he wanted to dunk on him by having the most all-time Wrestlemania season performance ever even with a torn meniscus. Just absolutely giving everything to the industry without any selfishness, all to be able to look down on Punk even harder.

I know everyone enjoys Drew's hater arc but I cannot wait for Seth to come back and chirp CobraMan Thing's glass butt again.

!marks

Ricky Starks was shaken up by the Pele Kick in the corner. And unlike some other occasions, he was well protected by Darius who quickly went to the finish and told the ref to count to 3, so that was good to see. #AEWCollision pic.twitter.com/aT2jGuVzm5 https://t.co/93zNBkdsUf

— AIR (@AIRGold_) March 31, 2024

i can't find a clip of it, maybe AEW is desperately trying to scrub it from twitter, but after he got kicked in the head/neck and was clearly hurt they decided to change the finish. ricky was getting pinned and very clearly not kicking out. the ref refused to count 3.

so to fix the situation and protect ricky from further head/neck injury they decide to...do a DDT. as top flight guy is pinning ricky he's staring right at the ref saying something. probably you fricking idiot count 3 jesus christ .

after the match they started playing ricky's music because his team was supposed to win. then after a few seconds of his music played top flight music.

ricky said today he's fine and got checked out.

i fricking hate top flight. they are so god darn bland and boring and have negative charisma. ricky and big bill cut an awesome promo earlier in the night calling out FTR, who they'd be facing next week if they had won like they were supposed to. now i have to watch another god darn top flight match.

sammy recently got suspended for a very similar thing. jeff hardy had a head injury in a match, sammy hit a move to the head to end it. got suspended. are they gonna suspend top flight for doing THE SAME GOD DARN THING?!

AEW refs are maybe the worst refs in the history of wrasslin'. is there a ref school? because all these guys need to go to it. YOU CALL THE MATCH LIKE IT'S A SHOOT, IDIOT. YOU FRICKING COUNT 3 IF THE GUY DOESN'T KICK OUT. AEW is such a low budget indy fed sometimes.

!football

The fans attempt to save Ernie Ladd from Ox Baker's deadly "Heart Punch" move.

Also with Cornette's commentary:

Perhaps the greatest consequence of the death of kayfabe is that fans don't get worked into a riot anymore.

Tony Khan discusses taking the TK Driver from the Bucks and compares WWE to Harvey Weinstein pic.twitter.com/borodQ1GiF

— CJ Fogler account may or may not be notable (@cjzero) April 26, 2024

!marks

dubbalos, are you embarassed by this r-slur?

JACK. #AEWDynamite #AEWonTBS pic.twitter.com/nHTxnqGZEz

— TDE Wrestling (@tde_gif) April 25, 2024

DROPPED HIS B-WORD BUTT WITH ONE (WEAK) PUNCH.

i had incredibly low hopes for this segment. tony kahn is terrible on tv when he talks and i was fricking dreading it, but then he just got beat up so it blew away my AS LOW AS THEY COULD POSSIBLY BE hopes. thank god he didn't talk.

also the bucks gave him a meltzer driver

https://twitter.com/tde_gif/status/1783315058958758196

i hope this doesn't lead to TK being an on screen guy. i don't think i could handle listening to him every week.

and as a bonus bit of complaining there's gonna be 3 hours of AEW on saturday again and i'm so fricking bummed. these last couple weeks of 3 hour shows have been so bad. it's sad that i'm DEJECTED over an extra hour of wrasslin. fricking aew.