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Bait sub idea: /r/Spawnmaxxing, the anti-childfree.

We could generate a lot of seethe from all of plebbit’s nonreproductives with this. What do you think?

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Get some bonus right-wing seethe by talking about ways to maximize government child and family benefits for personal use

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Bonus left-wing seethe by talking about how god and the bible command it? And we could do the multiple wives as well as most old testement biblical figures had multiple wives and concubines (solomon had like 700 wives), so we could have contests where people with over 30 kids are shooting for a "Solomon".

Only problem would be backing up the posts with evidence, photos etc that can't be reverse image searched.


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You have to either choose the low brow spreading genes angle or the high brow religious angle.

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Maybe not. Better for those benefits to go to a follower of Christ than someone else? Also plays into the redditor vision of hypocritical Christians

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You can literally just espouse both

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All the lazy butt bait subs show that redditors will gobble up any r-slurred morsel that lands in their pond

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Pretty sure there’s got to be a lot of breeding kink subreddits already. Wasn’t one lolcow here posting there a lot?

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There are but I was thinking this sub could have an ideological slant. Specifically that people are having 5+ kids to counteract the childfrees who aren’t breeding because of climate propaganda.

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And these people would obviously gloat at the oportunity to fill the ecological niche those cuck childfreers are leaving wide open. "Thanks childfree!"

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Exactly. It has all the ingredients for a potent seethe cocktail.

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Seethe as potent as the seed of spawnmaxxers!

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climate misinformation is bannable

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Talk about training your children to take command in the climate apocalypse and lead humanity into a new future

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This is what they pushed on consoomproduct and you'll end up getting yeeted because those culty weirdos will join it unironically and ruin it like they did that once fun sub.

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Maybe throw in some memes about watching marvel movies and building legos with your kids to scare away the consoomproduct crowd

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I mean it's honestly an excellent bait sub idea and you're onto the pushing the marvel/ Funko angle.

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More kids = the more times you can show someone star wars for the first time

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It'll just be a coomer sub like @FrozenChosen pointed out.

Need to give it a religious twist, can't think of a good name atm, but spawnmaxxing ain't it.

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r/BigFamilies. Promote on religious subs as well as cutesy mademesmile type subs to generate posts from good faith users so it looks less like an obvious dramanaut bait sub.

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r/GoForthAndMultiply

Edit for Biblecels. The real quote is r/BeFruitfulAndMultiply. Hope they fit within the subreddit length restriction.

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As God has commanded.

Really good name.

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Wasn't there the "full quiver" movement

Edit: this could really work with that religious angle, just be humble and Christian and loving to lolcows

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just be humble and Christian and loving to lolcows

This is good. The boomer religious tones of r/banvideogames never fails to make random zoomers and millenoids seethe

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r/childful already exists (is empty)

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Request it

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Requested

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ironic

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Instead of a specific ideological slant I think the sub could have potential if it just points out that whoever has the most kids and indoctrinates them successfully will win the culture wars. Topics for discussion could include:

  • r/K selection - does the basketball American strategy of abandoning many kids result in a net benefit to reproduction?
  • Margaret Sanger is a racist, defund planned parenthood now
  • Libs have a below replacement rate reproductive strategy and will be replaced by glorious Mormons shortly
  • how to ensure your kids hate (rightoids/leftoids)?
  • when can the mayocide start, statistically? / "fight racism by not having kids if you're a mayo" / "fight racism by having 12 kids if you're not a mayo"
  • triggering rightoids by posting how to max out your child benefits

Etc

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Don't use "maxxing" in the name, it's a dead giveaway

trans lives matter

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This is actually a really good idea. We will need to glorify black kings shooting thier goo to counteract the rightoid menace, though. It's perfect

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Potential post ideas:

  • getting gibs guide

  • partner choice to maximize genetic potential of spawn

  • salmon references??? Swimming upstream (against society), stronk salmon survive the ocean and are able to spawn again, etc.

  • pro-abortion so we can outcompete the immoral abortionist

  • raising children to maximize potential, fitness, ideological commitment

  • god wants us to have big families

  • homestead pill

  • Spain and hungary have gibs for big families, how do we get those gibs in America?

  • raising children to be wealthy so that you can retire on their dime (generate seethe because Redditors hate parents, hate being told what to do and hate olds)

  • multi cultural respect for mexicans, Asians etc. any place that has big families, respecting elders etc.

  • old school parenting

  • raising children in the church

  • complaining about how the pope is too liberal

  • best biblical names for your children

  • having a porn free household, raising your children to respect women

  • supporting reduced academic standards and homeschooling/tutoring/private (catholic) schooling your children so that they can outcompete public schools

  • teaching your children to pool money as a family for your financial benefit as a parent

  • family compounds

  • how to encourage children to get good jobs

  • how to copy the Jews/admiring the success of the Jews

  • disowning non compliant children

  • pro lgbt because they can’t breed

  • enforcing traditional gender roles in the family

  • forcing your kids to do sports like football and baseball

  • best minivan

  • ancestor worship

  • infertility is a punishment from god/infertility is caused by women

  • when to start having kids

  • natural medicine/conversely getting the best healthcare possible so that all your children are healthier than everyone else

  • fad diets and fitness regimens for your kids

  • how to make sure one of your kids becomes a D1 athlete

  • arranging marriages so that the wealth and power of your family increases

  • former career-cel foids becoming stay at home moms and becoming happy

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Has anyone tried posting mormon polygamist content on r/polyamory? I'm curious to see how they would process that.

:marseysneed: :marseytrad: :marseytrad: :marseytrad:

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With White Hot Seethe

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This is literally just my philosophy, me and the Mexicans are going to outbreed the soys

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This is guaranteed to generate seethe. Be sure to address the climate implications of so many children living in first world comfort. I have seen redditors call breeders climate terroritss

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"The future is female. And male."

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Love the name :marseylaugh:

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I have vaxmaxxed, bloatmaxxed, and landmaxxed. Now is the time for spawnmaxxing

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Don't like the name, but I think it's a good idea.

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:marseyglow:

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Too obvious

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No I can definitely generate some genuine content and there’s a lot of r-slurs on both sides who will take the bait. I bet this sub could run itself without any drama input in 6 months if it doesn’t get banned.

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God I hate your species.

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You can’t have “different opinions” on trans people. Those are HUMAN LIVES. You can’t have “opinions” on human lives Either you hate us or you don’t. There’s no inbetween

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So, r/quiverfull?

When did that get y'alled?

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Stop blue-balling us and make it already :marseymad: I have so many good post ideas, including:

  • The ethics of sperm jacking
  • Exchanging your barren wife for a nubile one
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