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Iโ€™m Unironically shocked ๐Ÿ˜ฏ

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Furries run the world. Soon we'll make vaccines that turn people into fluffy anthro animals and then all the wars and fighting in the world will stop. :3

Actually based take

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The great predator prey wars of 2042.

the great groomings of 2030

Funny way to say race war.

Settle down house racist

All the small wars and fighting in the world will stop and the big war over who gets to control the tech will begin. Spoiler, this took place eight hundred thousand years ago and was what seeded the world with the current animal life. Like did you idiots think foxes came about via natural selection or the whims of some weird perverted god?


:#marseytwerking:

:marseycoin::marseycoin::marseycoin:

:marseyropeyourself:

:marseymerchant:

Then the wars over who has the better fursona/waifu begin :marseysweating:

:marseypuke:

This will not sit well with the murder cultists over at both sides.

Soon we'll make vaccines that turn people into fluffy anthro animals

Implying Moderna doesn't already do that


DM ME FOR A GOOD TIME :marseyhomofascist:

This is certainly a trustworthy source

:#marseygigaretard:

Rightoids are the only ones allowed to report on this tbf. These DOD medical codes being that high for 2021 can only be due to the clot shot, mass insurance fraud, or some anomaly of mass proportion :marseythinkorino: :marseyfranklin: :marseymerchant: :soycry: :marseylaugh:

Checks the data

Only really notable one is miscarriages, which is a good thing as it means less future burgers

:marseysleep:

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then all the wars and fighting in the world will stop

Dramaphobic furry BIPOC

By this logic you could attribute literally everything to come out of the former FAANG companies to trains because they absolutely had numerous as employees and contributors.

This is Unironically the covidcel cope I was seeking ๐Ÿคค

:marseyagree:

yes


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Thank Science for Team Pfizer

:marsey40k: :marseypeacekeeper: :marseyfurry: :marseyflamethrower: :marseymini:

I really need to add a transparent layer to

:#marsey40k:


![](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/b9/2b/09/b92b090310b1a8c93fbb507fa7c4eb33--meanwhile-in-russia-russian-orthodox.jpg) <- me dunking on papists

@Aevann

Adding this Marsey to the collection w/o a transparent layer was lazy af.

I mean, I'm a lazy fuck myself, but that doesn't mean I can't give you shit about it.

blame the person who made it lol not me

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This is the objectively correct attitude to take for features that aren't your problem.

Yeah, blame that lazy asshole @Bartholomew_1!


![](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/b9/2b/09/b92b090310b1a8c93fbb507fa7c4eb33--meanwhile-in-russia-russian-orthodox.jpg) <- me dunking on papists

Yeah! I fucking hate that guy!

There, fuck you. I did this in powerpoint because I'm not buying fucking photoshop and I don't have GIMP installed:

@Aevann sweetie plz update thx! (its marsey40k)

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![](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/b9/2b/09/b92b090310b1a8c93fbb507fa7c4eb33--meanwhile-in-russia-russian-orthodox.jpg) <- me dunking on papists

Bullying does work!

I originally didn't add the transparency because I thought it was too busy


![](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/b9/2b/09/b92b090310b1a8c93fbb507fa7c4eb33--meanwhile-in-russia-russian-orthodox.jpg) <- me dunking on papists

Too busy?

Yeah the details would be lost. That's why marsey and most other icons/emojis are simple.


![](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/b9/2b/09/b92b090310b1a8c93fbb507fa7c4eb33--meanwhile-in-russia-russian-orthodox.jpg) <- me dunking on papists

It looks perfect brother.

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Too bussy

done king

Udabess


![](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/b9/2b/09/b92b090310b1a8c93fbb507fa7c4eb33--meanwhile-in-russia-russian-orthodox.jpg) <- me dunking on papists

I did this in PowerPoint

Lol, use this next time https://removal.ai/

But it's funnier in PowerPoint


![](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/b9/2b/09/b92b090310b1a8c93fbb507fa7c4eb33--meanwhile-in-russia-russian-orthodox.jpg) <- me dunking on papists

Its always the Ultramarines.

:#marseyeyeroll:


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I play DG but I wanted to make a marsey that instantly screamed 40k when you saw it.


![](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/b9/2b/09/b92b090310b1a8c93fbb507fa7c4eb33--meanwhile-in-russia-russian-orthodox.jpg) <- me dunking on papists

unabbreviate that for the neurotypical among us?

DG is death guard, one of the playable factions. They're basically zombie versions of the blue guy.

40k is warhammer 40,000, a tabletop strategy game (like xcom but with physical miniatures)


![](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/b9/2b/09/b92b090310b1a8c93fbb507fa7c4eb33--meanwhile-in-russia-russian-orthodox.jpg) <- me dunking on papists

Hey hey hold on there. I'm not neurotypical enough to not know what WH40k is. I just don't have every legion memorized. I love the video games.

Take tbe vax to be safe from covid? Fuck no.

Taking the vax to grow a tail and fox ears. Hell yeah.

Not taking it unless it gives me a horse cock.

Globohomo not even trying to hide their agenda.

The straight vaccine is coming, straggots


I thought they already had one called "Estrogen"

We already have the best straight treatment in the world, methamphetamine.

A bullet?

:#marsey666:

Snapshots:

Don't worry Snappy, they will go straight there after death.

I imagine Satan cant even go near them because even within eternal torment, they would still try and fuck him for being part goat. :marseydisagree:

So a rich successful furry made a vaccine that's saved thousands of lives? Maybe if you make fun of him it'll distract yourself from your own personal failures!

Sorry sweaty the vaccines are fake and/or made by trump to control the population

yikes, antivaxx conspiracy theory? 4chan is down the hall, hun.

Rightoids are obsessed with idpol and don't understand what causes stuff like this, my mom thinks doctors are fake because ๐Ÿš‚๐Ÿšƒ๐Ÿšƒs exist.

Conveniently you only ever see rightoids assume stuff like this makes you dumb, but the rich guy that thinks the earth is 6k years old and can't do basic math is actually fine.

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With how many furries there are in tech and science it really makes me wonder if thereโ€™s any Silicon Valley CEOs or billionaires that are secretly furries.

He often integrates his furry lifestyle into his real-life activities, and has held job interviews at furcons, and has worn fursuits to his workplaces and offices.

Imagine the ceo of your company shows up to work wearing a fursuit and everyone just has to pretend its normal. Incredibly based

God I want to fucking strangle all of you

I love you too bb :wolfroses:

This is why only trust sexy Indian dudes with tech shit, Its either furrys or currys.

marissa mayer

OH FUCK. Can I get this shit taken out of me now?


:#marseytwerking:

:marseycoin::marseycoin::marseycoin:

Its not like he was the sole researcher there

Furries are just :marseytrans::marseytrain:s, so it makes sense when they put on their bioprogramming suits they gain :marseyautism:

All the rightoids were wrong, it wasnt the jews who were going to rule the world, it was the beastmen :marseypearlclutch:

YIFF IN HELL