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Ben "The Final Solution to Jewish Pollution" Garrison puts the screws to screwy Joe Biden


Look at all those fucking labels, this is prime Garrison. Also it's unclear to me if he supports Biden pulling out of Afghanistan? Needed some additional labels I guess.

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It's kind of crazy that the Afghan pull out was just last year and we all forgot about it cause of all the other fuck-ups that have happened. We got two more years! Buckle up Buckaroos!

"Soon, at my direction, Secretary of State Mike Pompeo will witness the signing of an agreement with representatives of the Taliban, while Secretary of Defense Mark Esper will issue a joint declaration with the government of Afghanistan. If the Taliban and the government of Afghanistan live up to these commitments, we will have a powerful path forward to end the war in Afghanistan and bring our troops home," Trump said.

Any more of these time bombs? Oh yeah, 8xing the money supply and also having a fiscal policy that would make FDR blush.

The Ukraine thing, definitely cooked up during Brandon's term.

OHHHHHH IMMMMMM LABELIIIINGGGG AHHHH


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I bet his dick gets hard when he labels stuff. Probably goes through his house with a label maker touching himself and categorizing things.

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He didn't label the country, I don't know what he's talking about really. Where is this supposed to be taking place?

Israel


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This is unironically the dumbest Garrison I've seen yet. There's nothing gained by making Biden a screwdriver and all the bad things screws. He could have just listed all the things he hated and drawn Biden next to it and it would have had the same effect.

He could have just listed all the things he hated and drawn Biden next to it and it would have had the same effect.

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No that’s boring nigga. Ben is at his best when he’s schizoing out and ignoring you soylent clutching snob wagons.

There's nothing gained by making Biden a screwdriver and all the bad things screws.

Are you more r-slurred than his audience? There would be no direct relation to the phrase "screw up" if he hadn't portrayed it that way.

God I feel r-slurred having to explain something to simple to some ESL.

I think he just liked the screw metaphor and just kind of forced it, like he does with most of his comics.

Could have at least made it a flathead screwdriver

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Torx you heathen.


Even jannies deserve to be happy.

The joke would have been sleepy Joe trying to use a flathead on Phillips bit screws

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As if the Taliban taking over was his fault.

Ben would blame Biden for the sky being blue if he could

Had little to do with taliban and alot more to do with botching the withdrawal

The afghan army had 20 years to get their shit together

Daddy negotiated that a year before. Blaming current_dem for problems created years ago is part of they strategy.

Afghans decided to not fight. That is neither presidents fault if Afghanistan loves Taliban cock in their bussy

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I did that

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Lmao I forgot all about the messed up retreat from Afghanistan.

Tbh as an outsider it doesn't look like Biden's doing a very good job.

Congrats on being just as r-slurred as burgers and not understanding causation takes more than a minute.

the hieronymous bosch of our times

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God i'm gonna labelmaxx

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spot the lie

The lie is that the man who forgot Trumps name and thought he was going against George Bush is controlling anything

I only follow the patriarchal aspects of Islam. Not the aspects that make you a cuck e.g. Abstaining from womanising, penetrating a sweet trap virgin ass and lowering your gaze.

Snapshots:

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He makes it look like Biden is trying to fix all that shit.

He's drilling for oil.

Hawaii doesn't exist in the Garrisonverse.