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Link to previous thread: Round 1: Peaches vs. Lemons
Round 1: Peaches vs. Lemons
Winner: Lemons! By 2 votes!
Welcome back everyone to round 2 of rDrama official top tier fruit bracket! Its been a fruitful journey so far, with many sweet victories to come! In our last round we pitted peaches against lemons and have found out that the users of rDrama prefer lemons compared to peaches! This decision is bound to put many people into a sour mood, but do not fret, we have many more rounds to go until we have the official fruit of rDrama! However, is not over for lemoncels yet, they will have to compete against limes in the following rounds. We might see some citrus on citrus violence! 
This round will be a choice between blackberries and mangos to see which fruit goes up against the all mighty banana 
. Make your decision based on which fruit you find to be better. But before you do that here are some highlights from the previous thread and fun fruit facts!
Previous Thread Highlights
Snappy knows that giving fruit as a gift is a common custom in Japan.
Thank you for the cool fact from @DrunkenRecidivist that I did not know!
Also shout out to @AmericanLumberIndustry for showing me that there is a Marsey eating lemons. There really is a marsey for everything!
Fun Fruit Facts
- A blackberry is not a single fruit - it's actually an aggregate composed of lots of individual berries
- Each 'bobble' in the blackberry bears one seed and is termed a 'drupe'
- Mangos were first grown in India over 5,000 years ago. Mango seeds traveled with humans from Asia to the Middle East, East Africa and South America beginning around 300 or 400 A.D
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mangoids get the wall
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Yeah i could never be a mangoid
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You burgercels have never had a good mango.
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you better not be a hindostani
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If you're not voting mango keep yourself safe. Blackberries are complete shit.
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Go cruising in Iran gayboy, blackberries stomp all.
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Literally any other berry is better than a blackberry. They're hard to find perfectly sweet and the r-slurred stem in the middle ruins the texture.
I'd never frick a persian, I hate their disgusting carpet of a chest.
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Some fine butt Persian foids tho
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Only reason I'm jealous of straggots, for some reason countries with disgusting looking scrotes always have hot foids.
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India π₯΅
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I heard from a friend that indian foids have hairy buttholes, don't quote me though
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The Indian girl I dated for like a year wasnβt any hairier than any other foid
Certainly no anal hair
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Maybe it's only the lower caste ones
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Iceland (allegedly)
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Have you tried, I dunno, walking to the nearest vacant lot and just reaching out and grabbing a handful?
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Even the sweet ones usually have an annoying sour aftertaste, idk maybe it's just where I live.
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I think that tends to happen when they're starting to go out of season.
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Mangocels rise up
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Blackberries are by far the best eating fruit, and they grow in massive amounts on the side of the fricking road. All the goodwill you built up crushing straggots is rendered moot by this collosal bad take.
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You are delusional, blackberries barely qualify as food, let alone fruit.
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blackberries fricking blow, the little seeds get stuck everywhere and it makes me
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yall are fricking r-slurs for picking lemons over peaches this tournament is a sham
edit: who are these downvoting strags who sit around eating lemons all day explains a lot about this site tbh
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The reality is that peaches are a novelty at best, while lemons are a culinary staple all over the world.
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I WILL NOT TOLERATE THIS ANTI SOUTHERN SENTIMENT
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What can you make with peaches other than cobbler? I can give you a dozen lemon recipes off the top of my head.
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you can fricking eat them for one
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Ok, that's two uses. Definitely btfo's the most significant citrus in the world you're right.
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"oh this baking recipe calls for 4 drops of lemon juice clearly the superior fruit that you cant even eat by itself, oh look this spanish fish dinner has a slice of lemon as a garnish so important"
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This is the worst cooking take I've ever seen on this website and it's not even close.
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You clearly can't cook, or you would have never formed this aggresively r-slurred opinion in the first place. Enjoy your c-tier drupe. I'll keep eating fish that doesn't taste like a whale's butthole thank you very much.
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the sham is that a shit tier fruit like banana gets a first round bye
The time has come for the Necromaster. The unleashing of the fourth joker's card. The arrival of The Great Milenko
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Yeah I dont know how that happened, but its the rules
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Lemons won the first round, basketball berries are winning this one⦠what the frick is wrong with you people?
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If you picked mango you're literally a rube that should be blindfolded, taken to a remote location and
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be made to play minecraft irl
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Be given free reign to pick and eat from my personal bipocberry patch.
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Remember: the mango is Taylor Swift's favourite fruit.
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Our queen has good taste
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Lemons over peaches?
Blackberries over mangos?
PLEASE PLEASE tell me you're just being a bunch of contrarian r-slurs and don't actually believe this.
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Thats the worst part. Theyre not being ironic based off of the comments in the last thread
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What
kind of question 
even is this what 
the frick 
mangos hello 
people get your shit 
together.
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I love both and cannot choose one
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Imagine voting for a noxious weed
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Maybe other plants should stop being weak pieces of shit then.
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A noxious weed that you can eat. Imagine having to baby your mango trees so they don't die.
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That shit is almost impossible to kill off. The worst is when it starts growing under a fence and every year it pops back out again on both sides.
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KILL ALL MANGOCELS
KILL THEM NOW
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Pineapples are the only worthwhile fruit. This whole exercise is pointless.
Raspberries are also respectable.
https://rdrama.net/post/66093/fruits-that-arent-pineapple
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Stop sucking off hawaii r-slur. Pineapple is interesting, but at the end of the day nobody wants to eat a fruit that eats you back.
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Raspberries are second only to strawberries as the worst berry. Pineapples are brilliant though, I'll give you that.
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arent raspberries and blackberries pretty much the same thing
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In shape yes, in flavor no.
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Yeah, just like peaches and plums right?
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Jesus Christ itβs mangos by a fricking mile you r-slurs. Blackberries are the BIPOC little brother of raspberries and the size of their seeds make them borderline inedible. Mangos on the other hand are probably one of the best fruits of all time, especially when perfectly ripe
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Only bongs actually like blackberries
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Fresh picked ripe ones are good. The way they're picked and sold on the stores is terrible though.
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leafs love to throw them into mixed berry pies or fruit salad and it's kinda disgusting
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Fake leaf
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I eat wild rice, saskatoons, even gooseberries if the mood strikes me, but I just don't see the point of eating a corn cob with my fruit. Sorry, not sorry.
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Saskatoons are really the superior fruit, but nobody else can get ahold of them.
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I used to wander through the bush by the MB/ONT border, so good if you could find a row of them growing wild
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Really any wild fruit is super tasty. Something about selecting for size ruins the flavor of a fruit.
I used to camp at a lake in the shield where there were wild blueberries, strawberries, and saskatoons all in one place. You never needed to bring lunch when you went out for the day, just eat berries and fish.
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I paid
@Dramarama to make that lemon Marsey and i regret nothing
I will continue to eat lemons weekly until the day i croak
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black berries all the way. best fruit ever by far
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If you actually enjoy eating blackberries, and I mean this in the nicest possible way, keep yourself safe
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Berries are always best fruit
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Snapshots:
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
ghostarchive.org (click to archive)
Marsey eating lemons:
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
ghostarchive.org (click to archive)
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Blackberries taste like cat fur, mangoes taste like pine.
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Um gross
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