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Rule 1: Be Attractive [I'm breaking into the wine] [and the whine]

Now @Unbroken is on me to tell y'all how to flirt. It's not actually easy to flirt and if people make you feel bad for your flirtatious failures that's on them, but you've got to learn to improve. It's a skill like any other.

The thing is, flirting won't work if you aren't prepared.

The first rule of flirting is: be attractive. I don't mean physically attractive. I mean be a psychic attractor. Be a person people admire.

Mostly that means: get to the fricking gym.

Did you think this was supposed to be easy? Did you think that you were just supposed to have women wander onto your peepee without you putting your peepee out there?

If you have never been to the gym, go now. Find someone to help you or watch some Youtube videos. Or just do pushups.

Every time you think "I should go pay Marsey a visit" you do 10 pushups. Marsey wants you to be happy and healthy lmao that's just the wine talking Marsey is a cat

Build a positive relationship with your body.

From there you mostly just have to listen real hard and endure the rollercoaster of a relationship.

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Read the pinned thread on /fit/

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I'm sure it's similar advice, link me if you care that much, I didn't write this for you, I wrote this because @Unbroken asked me to,

The problem isn't the advice, it's the resistance to change.

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I was giving advice to the beginners who have no idea how to weightlift, not you

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oh good, my comment is incoherent and bad then lmao

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