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Rule 1: Be Attractive [I'm breaking into the wine] [and the whine]

Now @Unbroken is on me to tell y'all how to flirt. It's not actually easy to flirt and if people make you feel bad for your flirtatious failures that's on them, but you've got to learn to improve. It's a skill like any other.

The thing is, flirting won't work if you aren't prepared.

The first rule of flirting is: be attractive. I don't mean physically attractive. I mean be a psychic attractor. Be a person people admire.

Mostly that means: get to the fricking gym.

Did you think this was supposed to be easy? Did you think that you were just supposed to have women wander onto your peepee without you putting your peepee out there?

If you have never been to the gym, go now. Find someone to help you or watch some Youtube videos. Or just do pushups.

Every time you think "I should go pay Marsey a visit" you do 10 pushups. Marsey wants you to be happy and healthy lmao that's just the wine talking Marsey is a cat

Build a positive relationship with your body.

From there you mostly just have to listen real hard and endure the rollercoaster of a relationship.

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Nvm the gym or personality shit, just go after trashy girls and bring a 40 of tequila and some joints and don't be a complete autist

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trashy girls have game and I'm talking to people who I assume have none

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If you can't at least do drugs and sleep with trashy girls then it truly is over, no dramatard can help with that

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there's a time and a place for empty hedonism but once it wears you out you still gotta live

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Getting trashy girls is just depressing tbh.

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how do you find trashy girls?

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how do you find drugs in the first place? I'm so neurodivergent I just get scammed/ mugged if I approach shady people

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it helps if you have friends who do drugs, it's just about the only way you'll get dealer's number

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