In recent days, we have seen the ranks of House Vampire swell, as roving bands of thralls bite everyone who still has a colorful name. At time of writing, House Vampire numbers 422 members (permanent and conscripted), dwarfing the former leader House Racist (192) and the smaller Houses, Femboy (96) and Furry (84).
House Vampire is on a path towards total rDrama domination, as it steals members from both the Unhoused and the other Houses. Here, we visualise the percent of comments over the past four days which are written by Thralls. In short, 57% of all recent comments have marseyvampire PFPs and grey names. God help us all.
Also, to not be too harsh to Vampire, please let this information aid you in your quest: the top twenty most frequent recent commenters who aren't yet bitten. Vamping these people would add on another 10%, enthralling a full two-thirds of comments.
ID | Username | Comments
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4358 | _____ | 201
10682 | birdenthusiast | 185
995 | carpathianflorist | 175
8124 | Marsey | 125
5200 | drumpf | 120
4999 | justcool393 | 112
12086 | blowupurtv | 110
5188 | loli_esports | 98
8197 | bem | 96
12235 | Marsey_Enjoyer | 92
11715 | dont_log_me_out | 92
11551 | JewTwo | 90
8494 | deletemaxxxed-user | 88
5897 | velvetllamasblackson | 87
69 | ManBearFridge | 87
11163 | JimJones | 82
6033 | Greu | 82
2084 | Blackpokemon | 81
12326 | lmao | 80
11852 | Fabrico | 75
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Looking at the top spreaders:
I bit
@Sasanka_of_Gauda, 
@Schizose, 
@dotdot, and 
@HeyMoon
Sasanka bit
@itsnotmyfault and 
@Sneed, who bit 
@cyberdick
so Dramamine ultimately has credit for 157/243 of the toplist's bites by virtue of biting August, of which 148 ran through me and 92 through Sasanka (thanks
).
Captain_Matias_Torres is ultimately responsible for 33/243, all due to snus.
Original vampires are reponsible for 48/243.
VivaldiShill is responsible for 5 by biting MarseyIsMyWaifu
Anyway, the infection must continue as long as I remain infected, so good work all and keep it up
biting is furry culture anyway
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my new ping list to summon the power tards
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wtf im vamp house founder, get your facts straight,
@Sneed was drunk and bit me without realizing I was the founding member. I am drunk now and biting random normies
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he bit you before you started biting, so i'm counting it. sorry, you're part of the faceless horde
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YOU ARE NOT EVEN HOUSE VAMP FOUNDER YOU FRICKING FILTH
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i'm waiting to be freed from my thrall back into House Furry, but until then i have no choice but to embrace the vampire bat look
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I didn't even bite August originally. I just bite him every time he complains about being bitten. Someone else got him back when bite awards lasted for 7 days instead of the 3 they currently do.
Also if you try to bite carp, you're just going to get it deflected back to you.
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idk, the list Snakes gave me looks to be chronological order and it shows that you were the
8th7th-ever bite, giving August his first infectionunless the list is incomplete, you get the credit
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There are some earlier bites, I think. This was limited to the past 4 day data period, when everything really took off. There was some low level of infection before that, but the award was originally 24hrs (underpowered, no critical growth rate), briefly 7 days (overpowered, didn't stay there for long), and then settled on 3 days a while ago. So while people may have been bitten earlier, the decay means it's worth limiting to recent bites. With the exception of... August, pretty much. Who has been continuously vamped for weeks.
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okay
@Dramamine you're off the hook for now
...who was the first to bite August then
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Complete list of bites from the beginning of time: https://gist.github.com/TLSM/f2e16ff5e250c74ffaa5efbf59d7f069
The
@August enthrallment started when 
@weiguksa bit him on Sept 7th at 01:47 UTC. Some time later, weiguksa bit him another 6 times in a row.
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Holy shit, really?
(sry I really had to touch some grass!)
Saw you and Aevann talking about house femboy(?) changing profile pic and that was one of the features of the bite ;)
Bit you and Aevann once.
Then I bit you like multiple times (wanted to say "don't recall why", but it was because you wanted evryone to be bitten^^ )... and yeah... then RL happened :( Trying to catch up now!
I have so many fricking notifications!
Before getting into this: I really didn't visit rdrama once (well you admins can see me visiting a hole starting with "fem" - browser autocomplete - for a few sec).
But I will accept THE FULL RESPONSIBILITY FOR WHATEVER STUFF I CAUSED!
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why do u think we can see that lol
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Please shut up cute twink
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sweet. i'd edit that into my comment if i could edit my comment
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It doesn't start at zero
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kek I wish I wasnβt on shift last night when u dmed for coins bc I missed all this lmfao
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there's still time! look for the most frequent unbit commenters and enlist them to the Cause
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How many did I bite?
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I went off of Snakes' list. You got 18. Thank you for your service
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ayy im on a list
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As your leader, I swear to you that House Furry will NEVER fall to the suwuckers.
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Did you 3d print a million billion deflectors?
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A Janny is abusing her mop? Totally not foreseeable
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DESTROY ALL JANNIES
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How do you hang a snake
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Just impale him on the town clock. Step on Sneks! π¦Άπ
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Heβs giving them to himself on deleted posts btw.
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I am well aware that carp is deflected for life
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remove the deflector you fricking kitty
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Then why didn't you give me 100 deflector awards
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Print me a million coins to see how fast I'll lose them.
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We need to isolate for two weeks to stop the spread. DON'T COMMENT for two weeks, only lurk!
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There's too many chuds on here, we need forced vaccinations now!
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Too late b-word
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Wtf my profile pic is gone too - I blame this on the Carp administration
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You saying we need a vaccine award? Make it cheap, but you need 4 doses and it may or may not do anything lmaoo
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You can perma deflector yourself by just being a literally who
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just stop upvoting comments. Once their DC supply dries up, this will all stop and normality will retvrn
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Great idea!
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fixed king
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Where does it go now
does it bounce back and forth until one of them runs out 
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I'm still cursed till next wednesday
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brother it is very tiresome, there is no good way to really retaliate to this injustice either.
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This is literally communism forcing us to all wear a uniform
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Your Blood credit score is gonna take a hit comrade
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You can use one of your house awards on them when it runs out. Surely they're equally as annoying
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it bounces back and forth until it gets vaporized
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Ok
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It should deflect to the newest comment (sitewide).
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So you bit yourself?
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Lol I joined House Vampire purposefully a while ago
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Jannies getting free deflectors is clear unjustice that needs to be addressed.
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I can assure you not all jannies get free delfectors
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you and joan were bitten, so you dont get deflectors... is rdrama homophobic?
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Deflectors are awards you have to purchase. Only some powerjannies are straggy enough to print them for themselves.
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what
does getting bitten do, apart from stds
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lmao, double teamed
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Nooo, my beautiful
pfp.
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Send me 270 dramacoin and I will show you.
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Are bitened able to further biten? I want to see a graph with most prolific spreaders highlighted!
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The bitened can indeed biten further! While putting together a nice graph with spreading nodes and everything in graphviz sounds like more work than I want to spend on this effortshitpost, here's the list of people who have awarded the most Bites:
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HE'S AN OG RACIST NOT A VAMP
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What good is having thralls if they won't do your bidding?
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He bit me and i bit 9, so add my nine to his score, lol.
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I can never be mad at my beloved
@Sasanka_of_Gauda
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I can. Heβs rootinβ for Putin.
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im p sure he roots for whatever causes seeethe bb
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Weβve had our award
spats. Made him seethe 
quite nicely.
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This made me love this award, and I usually just hate them all equally
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You just love having a mouth on your flesh
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Why not?
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ALL I WANTED WAS TO BE RACIST
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A little distance makes the heart even fonder(for your fellow racists)
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put down your deflectors and join the vamp gang
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Yes, I too was bitten and gave it to a dozen further, like super Monkey Pox
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Here's the raw data if anyone wants to do anything with it. Note that this doesn't account for deflectors (will still show as a bite). Over this period, I believe each bite has been +72hrs to enthrallment. https://gist.github.com/TLSM/654687e826fbf2d7284db6b315f1cc9f
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Stop it. NOT FUNNY!
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Reminder that all temp vamps are actually MY thralls carrying out MY bidding.
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wtf is a thrall bb I see u neighbors using this word but I did the look up thingy n itβs a Viking slaveβ¦?
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it's like servant or underling
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Man i never signed for up for this. I wanna be with the chuds in house racist
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Instead of sucking some maga peepees you can suck on those succulent necks now
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Only if its the neck of a succulent twink
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ofcourse! bite
@HamburgerHumper
cute twink with a tender neck
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Bro that award is op no cap
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on god fr fr
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I literally just got off a whole week of it because you made you change the award to 7 days for some reason I'm so mad
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Is there any point in wasting bites on other vamps? Looking at you,
@Schizose
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Thralls their name and pfp, establishes your supremacy as the alpha vamp.
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Probably not, I just bit anyone I saw without thinking
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I thought you bit me because we had something special.
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This one is just for you babe
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To frick up their pfp and name color I guess
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You're missing one: Edgy (5)
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someday house r-slur will come, my true people
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