You come home with a guy and see this. What do?

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If I ever ran into this situation and met one of you in the wild, I would first run, then contemplate throwing myself in front of a passing bus, since this was partially my failure.

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But you would've gotten to frick @Shreddedmanlet that's an honor usually only reserved for every hot chick in town.

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Under 5'8 means you're shorter than me and I don't do that. Manlets out :marseynails:

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lol, that's what they all say until they see me shirtless. Then they're ardent German manlet supremacists.

Short Kings can't stop winning.

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Honestly, you look asian

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Refer to the DNA test in my signature Chud, I’m German.

And I only look Asian-ish in pictures. IRL I look Aryan AF.

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Lmao, you’re 60% asian or injun and the rest is some mutt mish mash. Typical manlet cope.

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Erasing my German heritage is literal violence.

  1. I look German, being half-chink is irrelevant.

  2. I look German.

  3. I’m taking a trip to Germany next year, going to frick as many German babes as possible, one day I’ll bring back a German wife.

  4. I’ll create more German geniuses in the form of my progeny.

Do better sweaty.

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I look German

Lmbo, not even close.

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I'm serious, please keep us updated on your trip walking up to women in Duestchland and telling them about your Aryan genetics

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If you dont have a s*x dungeon you aint a real german

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Wenn du versuchst, die Jungfrauen zu verführen, vergiß nie <<panzerkampfwagen>> zu brüllen.</panzerkampfwagen>

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What do you weigh, like a buck thirty?

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140 pounds, a lot of mass for my height. Phenomenal proportions.

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German

You’re Asian or some kind of mutt.

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I wonder if anyone noticed the wine :marseyderp:

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Permanent girls wine night in here :marseywinemom:

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