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Witches vs Talibros: Part 2

https://old.reddit.com/r/witchcraft/comments/p6nc4e/psa_be_careful_when_bewitching_the_taliban?sort=controversial

Unfortunately I missed yesterdays thread, however the opportunities on that sub seem endless. So I harnessed all of my chuuni and muslamic knowledge to create new bait.

Btw, don't frick it up and refrain from posting dumb shit that even r-slurred magical larpers can pick up on or the thread will get ya'lled again (it's worth flairing up as a Witch). I was going to leave it a few hours more but SRDines are incoming onto the sub.

Something funny I noticed is that the top level comment is an SRDine who is a member r/SASSWitches, a sub that seems to be for STEMcel witches who are only 50% deep into their r-slurred magical delusions. They just now made a thread seething about my post on the main witchcraft sub:

https://old.reddit.com/r/SASSWitches/comments/p6q6yo/the_witch_equivalent_of_thoughts_and_prayers/?sort=controversial

"Even seen today a thread warning about how extremist groups have their own counter-curses..."

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Like 75% or the Earth's surface is covered in flavorless Mountain Dew


Snapshots:

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In addition to this, it is worth taking note that many different (highly spiritual) cultures and peoples have lived on the land of Afghanistan

Finally the magical Afghan negro

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I would say stop watching anime trash but the frightening thing is that most of these creatures developed this degeneracy without the aid of anime.

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In all honesty as someone from Asia as well I just gotta put my two cents here. People shouldn't be intervening with foreign countries and cultures that they don't belong to. Period. It doesn't matter if you're planning to cast a spell for the women and children, or if you're just going to straight up hex the taliban. Like OP said, magic and mysticism is taken very seriously in the middle east, a lot of the people there also disagree with it or think it's evil, so what good are you doing by casting a spell on a group of people from a completely different culture that views magic in a completely different way than you without their consent?

asian sage tells white foids to BTFO

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something tells me this person would have no problem if people were hexing evangelicals lol

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r/SASSWitches

If these people are 'critical' of witches yet somehow still larp as witches, then they are even worse than the normal larper witches.

Would be befitting of SRDines tbh, being more insufferable than the already insufferable thing they talk about.

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Lmao wh*tes are losing the war even in their made up fantasy world 😂🤣

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Did the witches decide what house would the Taliban end up in if they go to Hogwarts?

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hufflepuff

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Coming to think of it, it makes sense. Hufflepuffs are tenacious & so is the Taliban.

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"A place for Skeptic, Agnostic, Atheist, and generally Science-Seeking folk to share memes, support one another, and develop rituals"

Huh just enough self awareness/autism to realize witchcraft is r-slurred yet they still can't help themselves

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I was thinking about making a post like this but looks like you beat me to it. Good shit.

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This is amazing! Is there any meaning behind the Invocations you chose, o great and powerful one?

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Found a list of black magic supplications, literally picked the most chuuni sounding shit from a list.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16841302281532767.webp

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What anime is this

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F/SN unlimited blade works (prologue/ep 0)

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Havent watch the fate series because I never really knew where to start, also there are all these strange spinoffs and I have no idea if they are connected

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Fate zero is a good place to start, it's a self contained story and its protagonists are generally adults instead of high schoolers.

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Yeah are god among us.

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Did this b-word just discover prayers..?

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>A place for Skeptic, Agnostic, Atheist, and generally Science-Seeking folk to share memes

That's even worse than regular witches, what's the point? It sounds alot more fun to believe in magical fairies and spells, these people want to skip the WITCH part and get straight to the B-WORD part. AWAB: ALL WITCHES ARE BITCHES

https://files.catbox.moe/srq4fh.webp

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I was raised with this shit, and gotta say I'm impressed

Some idiot with an allergy to subtlety is definitely going to frick it up though

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SRDines already found the thread so it's already ruined ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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here's the arm you dropped: ¯\

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ya adep siz 😑

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I love when even the crazies find the point where their suspension of disbelief is shattered. They're complaining that this goes too far for them yet you can see the exact same users in other threads inquiring about how to curse their ex-boyfriend or harness the power of the fae spirits living under their floorboard.

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Well her ex boyfriend doesnt use counter curses, so she wont get any hex blowback obviously, get educated sweaty 🙄💅🏿

He might call the cops on her when he sees her screeching in his backyard tho

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When fake witches put in more effort than the ANA ever did.

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fake witches

You mean lesbians?

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Northern Alliance is back now, but this time with Commandos and people who hate the Pakistanis.

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If they’re recruiting people who hate Pakistanis, they won’t have any trouble getting numbers.

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The Taliban is fueled by opium, ANA fueled by bacha bazi, and witches fueled by "uhm don't do this baby witch" comments

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/16841295630324383.webp

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Solar flare NOW

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Toastersexuals ARE valid, sweaty

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Relevant as ever.

I hate smartphones.

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