Unfortunately I missed yesterdays thread, however the opportunities on that sub seem endless. So I harnessed all of my chuuni and muslamic knowledge to create new bait.
Btw, don't frick it up and refrain from posting dumb shit that even r-slurred magical larpers can pick up on or the thread will get ya'lled again (it's worth flairing up as a Witch). I was going to leave it a few hours more but SRDines are incoming onto the sub.
Something funny I noticed is that the top level comment is an SRDine who is a member r/SASSWitches, a sub that seems to be for STEMcel witches who are only 50% deep into their r-slurred magical delusions. They just now made a thread seething about my post on the main witchcraft sub:
"Even seen today a thread warning about how extremist groups have their own counter-curses..."
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Relevant as ever.
I hate smartphones.
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Toastersexuals ARE valid, sweaty
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Solar flare NOW
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When fake witches put in more effort than the ANA ever did.
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The Taliban is fueled by opium, ANA fueled by bacha bazi, and witches fueled by "uhm don't do this baby witch" comments
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The ANA was an outstanding fighting force for the Taliban sweaty ๐ ๐ ๐
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Northern Alliance is back now, but this time with Commandos and people who hate the Pakistanis.
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If theyโre recruiting people who hate Pakistanis, they wonโt have any trouble getting numbers.
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You mean lesbians?
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I love when even the crazies find the point where their suspension of disbelief is shattered. They're complaining that this goes too far for them yet you can see the exact same users in other threads inquiring about how to curse their ex-boyfriend or harness the power of the fae spirits living under their floorboard.
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Well her ex boyfriend doesnt use counter curses, so she wont get any hex blowback obviously, get educated sweaty ๐๐ ๐ฟ
He might call the cops on her when he sees her screeching in his backyard tho
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They know Allah will smite them for using their magic against righteous believers.
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I was raised with this shit, and gotta say I'm impressed
Some idiot with an allergy to subtlety is definitely going to frick it up though
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SRDines already found the thread so it's already ruined ยฏ_(ใ)_/ยฏ
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ya adep siz ๐
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here's the arm you dropped: ยฏ\
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https://old.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/p6poq6/a_user_suggests_hexing_the_taliban_on_rwitchcraft?sort=controversial
When SRDines are making fun of it, you know it's really bad
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It's days like these where I wish I knew more about the Muslim faith so I could properly larp as one online.
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It is not too late, say the Shahada and convert.
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Durka Durka burka doner,
Bacha bazi give me boner.
There, am I Muslim now?
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Educate yourself. Hadith are "saying of the prophet (PBUH)" reported by people who actually knew him, so they are all of varying levels of reliability. "This guy claims Muhammad (PBUH) said this, but we can't trust it 100%"
https://abuaminaelias.com/dailyhadithonline/tag/women-al-nisa/
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Say inshallah a lot no one can tell
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That's what I do currently. I don't think it's that convincing.
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Ya gotta mix it up. Saying only "inshallah" is a dead giveaway. "Mashalla, alhamdulillah, astaghfirullah", etc.
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Inshallah = I wish
Alhamdulillah/Mashallah = Based
Astaghfirullah = Cringe
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Astaghfirullah ^
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AsCtagOhfirPullEah
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I've seen muslims on the internet, and i can say that unless every single one of them was a troll (plausible tbh) there is literally nothing you can do to be more absurd than they already are. Plus, even if they do suspect a troll, pull the loveforlandlords strategy and deny you are, because netizens are literal 60 iqs who can't infer satire unless you ACtUaLlY TyPe LiKe ThIs
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What, you think the 260 pound landwhales from Fricknowhere, USA or from some hipster shithole where the most interesting person is a heroineaddict know more than you do? You could tell them that Islam forbids you from eating shellfish and mandates carrying a knife at a times and they would gobble it up as their own cultural enrichment. Just act like you're mindful of your own behaviour and they'll believe anything
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Inshallah I call upon the imam Chamenei to issue a holy fatwa against these wenches
Asraghfirullah, I even call upon the pope in Rome, United the faiths against these heathen whores, drive them into the seas and cleanse the Christian lands like allahs holy warriors in palestine will drive the Jews into the sea
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That's even worse than regular witches, what's the point? It sounds alot more fun to believe in magical fairies and spells, these people want to skip the WITCH part and get straight to the B-WORD part. AWAB: ALL WITCHES ARE BITCHES
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Did this b-word just discover prayers..?
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well, that is pretty based
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I was thinking about making a post like this but looks like you beat me to it. Good shit.
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This is amazing! Is there any meaning behind the Invocations you chose, o great and powerful one?
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Found a list of black magic supplications, literally picked the most chuuni sounding shit from a list.
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Yeah are god among us.
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What anime is this
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F/SN unlimited blade works (prologue/ep 0)
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Havent watch the fate series because I never really knew where to start, also there are all these strange spinoffs and I have no idea if they are connected
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Fate zero is a good place to start, it's a self contained story and its protagonists are generally adults instead of high schoolers.
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Lmao wh*tes are losing the war even in their made up fantasy world ๐๐คฃ
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Did the witches decide what house would the Taliban end up in if they go to Hogwarts?
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hufflepuff
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Coming to think of it, it makes sense. Hufflepuffs are tenacious & so is the Taliban.
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"A place for Skeptic, Agnostic, Atheist, and generally Science-Seeking folk to share memes, support one another, and develop rituals"
Huh just enough self awareness/autism to realize witchcraft is r-slurred yet they still can't help themselves
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Finally the magical Afghan negro
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I would say stop watching anime trash but the frightening thing is that most of these creatures developed this degeneracy without the aid of anime.
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asian sage tells white foids to BTFO
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something tells me this person would have no problem if people were hexing evangelicals lol
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If these people are 'critical' of witches yet somehow still larp as witches, then they are even worse than the normal larper witches.
Would be befitting of SRDines tbh, being more insufferable than the already insufferable thing they talk about.
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Can't tell if these foids are too r-slurred to realize Islam is monotheistic or too r-slurred to make "God's" capitalized and possessive.
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Like 75% or the Earth's surface is covered in flavorless Mountain Dew
Snapshots:
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Excuse me you Kaffir, but the honorific used to Allah is only Subhanahu Wa Ta'ala (SWT) - ุณูุจูุญูุงูููู ููุชูุนูุงููููฐโ, which means for "The Most Glorified, The Most High"
The most popularly-known Peace Be Upon Him (PBUH) - ุตููููู ูฑูููููฐูู ุนููููููู ููุณููููู ูโ is only used for mortal human prophets, so remember this!
Thank you for listening, and I pray that you turn away from your kaffir ways and find the light of Allah! ๐๐โช๏ธ
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