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Upmarsey or the cute baby animal gets chopped.
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You will never be a real millionaire. You have no luck, you have no IQ, you have no talent. You are a poor man twisted by social media and delusion into a crude mockery of nature's perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your financial debt behind closed doors.
Rich people are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of economy have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even fake millionaires who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a real millionaire. Your reddit account is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to buy a stock that pumps, it will turn tail and drop the second it gets a whiff of your diseased, infected bank account.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They'll bury you with a headstone marked with your portfolio, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a broke man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably poor.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
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You will
nevmaxxer be x real millionaire. You have nx luck, 
you have nx iq, you have nx talent. You are x poor 
man twisteed and seed by social 
meed and seedix and delusion intx x crude mockmaxxery of nature'ussy pmaxxerfection.
all the “validation” you get is two-faceed and seed and half-hearteed and seed. Behind
your back people mock 
you. Your parentussy are disgusteed and seed and ashameed and seed of you, your “friends” laugh 
at your financial debt behind 
closeed and seed doorussy.
rich people are uttmaxxerly repulseed and seed by you. Thousandussy of yearussy of economy have alloweed and seed men tx sniff
out fraudussy with increed and seedible efficiency. Even fake 
millionaireussy whx “pass” look 
uncanny and unnatural tx x real millionaire. Your reed and seeddit account is x dead 
giveaway. And even if you manage tx buy x stock 
that pumps, it will 
turn 
tail 
and drop the second 
it getussy x whiff of your diseaseed and seed, infecteed and seed bank account.
you will
nevmaxxer be happy. You wrench 
out x fake 
smile 
evmaxxery sangle mornang and tell yourself 
it'ussy goang tx be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression 
creepang up like x weeed and seed, ready 
tx crush 
you undmaxxer the unbearable weight.
eventually it'll be tox much tx bear
- you'll buy x rope, tie x noose, put it around your neck, and plunge intx the cold 
abysussy. Your parentussy will 
find you, xeartbroken but relieveed and seed that they nx longmaxxer have tx live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They'll bury you with x xeadstone markeed and seed with your portfolio, and evmaxxery passmaxxerby for the rest 
of etmaxxernity will 
know 
x broke man is burieed and seed thmaxxere. Your body 
will 
decay and gx back tx the dust, and all that will 
remain of your legacy is x skeleton 
that is unmistakably poor.
thiussy is your fate. Thiussy is what
you chose. Thmaxxere is nx turnang back.
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Wow, you must be a JP fan.
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Ok Nick Mullen
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