For the past 2 years I have been living a lie and have misled the entire rdrama community. No longer able to live like this, I now come forward to confess:
I am a proud Indian. I am not Jewish. I am not Israeli. This has been an elaborate false identity constructed at first as a joke but the LARP slowly became my entire online persona. I have even caught myself accidentally letting it bleed over into real life. I almost told an Israeli I met that I was Israeli too, for example. The Russian I know I learned in school and the Hebrew I know is a mix of basic online textbook reading and google translate. I hope the community can forgive me.
Love,
Kissingerfanboy
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Ah frick it. I’m declaring you an honorary Jew. You deserve it tbh.
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THE STREETS OF TEL AVIV SHALL RUN BROWN WITH THE FRUITS OF OUR VICIOUS DEFECATION
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Good. Tel Aviv is a liberal shithole anyway.
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ur Jewish? Jfc how many of the choosen we got here?
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Yes and a lot.
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it’s still Shabbat neighbor wtf u doing on ur phone rn? git ur butt to shul n kiss the messusah on ur way out boy 😤😤
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I’ve converted to Christianity.
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Good 🙏🏾🙏🏾 as long as ur not a fricking papist kk
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What don’t you like about papists
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even tho u a baby sprinkling pratically pagan popa loving moid 🤗🤗
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I’m no Catholic myself I’m a degenerate atheist
my dad is tho and he always says he should’ve given me a choice to get baptized
My mom was raised baptist though so I hope that’s sufficiently Protestant for you
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He is LARPing as a Russian Orthodox Christian.
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No I’ve actually converted to Orthodox Christianity. That much is real.
Won’t say which kind though
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I bet it's the newly autonomous Ukrainian one.
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Syrian
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Do you mean Syriac?
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We have at least one confirmed jew based on a picture of a passport
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This site is unironically 80% chosenites, street shitters and chinx.
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All united in mayocide
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shalom <3
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shalom sister
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Shabbat Shalom (do u say that also on saturdays not just fridays?)
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You can say it on or before shabbat it doesnt really matter
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The sabbath is Saturday
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Don;t know, just Jewish where it counts
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…so u short kinda fat receding hairline tiny peepeeed but rich AF? 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😘😘
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I'll have you know my hair is long and beautiful tyvm
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…now I wanna brush it bb
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penny a groomer confirmed
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Oy vey
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+1
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ur the neighbor with the 2 mals ye? ur fit af how u Jewish?
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2 mals?
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malinois the dogs sry bb I get confused on neighbors names smtms 😔😔
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no worries. i got six dogs shepherds and great pyrenees and rescues. and im according to gene test I am only 48% ashkenazi, so i guess that still lets you be athletic/jacked/fast
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Hi
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Sweaty... what was the purpose?
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Uh... yeah, anti-doxxing measure...
I'm not a sperg.
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Getting doxxed would be the most attention you've gotten in the last 10 years
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Exactly. I don’t want attention. I like being employable, you know?
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I got sick of being called a street shitter when I said my real ethnicity.
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Wear poo like armor and it can never be used against you
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These guys must be invincible.
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I'm amused by the possibility of doing a riff off the south park wheel of fortune n_gger but for street shitter.
Can only think of street spitter and street shatter/shotter/shutter, but none of that seems immediately funny.
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S _ _ _ _ _ SH _ _ TER
People who disgust you
I'm sorry but the answer was School Shooter
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Street sweeper?
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Street s_ee_e_
Wouldn't work for WoF.
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Why not just be the other kind of Indian?
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I'm not an alcoholic.
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You should fix that
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That's easy, man.
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are you a dot indian or a feather indian
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Dot Indian.
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Dravidian or Aryan king?
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Dravidian.
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Has your birthday ever been advertised on a billboard?
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No.
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dravida nadu when?
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boo hiss
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Stop attacking my identity and existence sweatie. This is literally genocide.
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Hahahaha what the frick
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Can you give me your dc in reparations for this deception?
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No, the LARPing as a Jew has made me too fond of money.
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HONORARY
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Makes sense, Indian people are cheaper than any Jew I ever met. Stingy fricks
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I once saw Indians buy a mexican restaurant and they went out of business because they did stuff like charging people extra for cheese when they ordered Nachos
"yes, here is your warm dry corn chip plate
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"nonono, Sir, please- cheese is extra. See the menu?"
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One of the Mexican places near me started charging for chips and salsa and went out of business in a few months.
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Not as stingy as the Chinese. My cousin (Jewish ofc) sells medical supplies for a Chinese
company; he's always complaining about how they do things like setting up meetings for multimillion dollar 
deals and not comping anyone's meal.
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it's called micro transactions. it's hip these days
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Ive never met one of these guys but i assume they havent spent any money since 1986
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cochin_Jews
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Holy Heck. Imagine if you mixed in some Chinaman, that would be the stingy trifecta
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Hey I need tech support whit my pc
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Ship it to me and I promise I'll send it back repaired.
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Poop street n34 7-8?
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Sorry, but we can't just ship you our product and hope you send it back. We need to know that you're actually going to follow through on your promise.
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Post hand
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Post feminine peepee
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I've sent it before in janniecord. I'm a bit pale for a Dravidian.
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