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Zozbot - Super underappreciated little fella. Nothing brightens my day more than seeing some chump posting some stupid chump shit and then this king comes along and zozzes the bastard.
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Snappy - I'm sure this placement will be controversial, since Snappy is an icon, but sometimes you just need something new. While beautiful and beloved, Snappy is more like your wife of 30 years, and Zozchamp is the 20 year old secretary with the fake tits and massive peepee - fresh, nubile and exciting.
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Longpostbot - I am only including him here so that he will maybe stop ridiculing me for my heartfelt comments.
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Aevann - Practically a bot himself, Aevann is capable of literally anything. "Hey, can we do this cool idea that like 3 people will ever even notice?" I ask. "I don't even know what that means but it doesn't sound possible and I'd have no idea where to even start lol sorry" he replies. Then 10-20 hours later he pops back in with "OK I HAVEN'T SLEPT OR EATEN OR BLINKED BUT IT'S WORKING KING" and this is in no way hyperbolic.
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Carp - Likely even more controversial than Snappy's #2 placement, I understand the inevitable tidal wave of outrage from this guy not coming in at the #1 spot. It's called subverting expectations though. It's a narrative device. Get some culture in your life. You're disgusting. Carp isn't.
I wanted to do a top 10 but everyone else is kind of shit. Please do better.
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frick off carp
Snapshots:
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seethe
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cope
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Where's Marsey????????
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She isnโt a user, she is the spirit of joy and wonder that resides within us all
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Then how do you explain all the messages I get from her? Also please don't use a TayTay emote when talking about Marsey it's honestly so disrespectful and I'm disgusted that you'd do something like that
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Lol it never even began for 5'4cels
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And it never will, so they better get used to it
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I only need to take one look at the leaderboard to know who runs this website
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It begins as 6'2".
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I have decided to bless you with my presence.
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zoz
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zle
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zozzle
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Watch the Jใ คew try to blend in with it's surroundings.
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Frozen: often imitated, never duplicated ๐
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Where am I?
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On rdrama silly.
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Ha
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You're in the retirement home. Let's get you back to bed grampa
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Who puts themselves on their own top 5 list? ๐ค
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I placed myself at #5, it's called humility sweaty.
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Stopped reading there
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I stopped reading here
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Why are there bugs on my screen?
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Cuz your house is dirty clean your shit already
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do top 10 worst drama users
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Landlord Messiah
That guy who schizoposts about "p-dos" (he's also one of the best though)
All of L_M's alts
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True.
Wrong.
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we should bring kind stranger from reddet to site so he can give reddet gold and get onto list
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I'll always believe TayTay heard about this site and posts amongst us so she'll always be number 1.
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Hmmm are you hinting at something ๐ง๐ง
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Sorry.
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who are any of these people
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Imagine bragging about being a top poster
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:Seethe:
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Top 3 is on point forgot Lawlz tho then Aevann.
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