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https://twitter.com/SophiaNarwitz/status/1577847165069791233?t=_xFbFx5rw2dHS66MXw4t4w&s=19
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Googling Velma now gives you an rdrama esqe mess on the screen
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It doesnt, but it does show me this
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German
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is my mind broken? this literally caused me to laugh out loud.
like it has nothing to do with velma, it is "celebrating" a choice that only specific people would care about, made by a massive corporate entity for the purpose of drumming up controversy. it is celebrating an attribute that changed in a fictional character.
its basically saying "AND THAT'S A GOOD THING" but unironically. idk I am just trying to figure out why I find this so funny lol
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And it's not like even all iterations of Velma have been made lesbian. Each series is pretty much its own universe. Mystery inc. Velma was explicitly hetero, dating Shaggy.
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They broke up and then she rebounded with a character named Hot Dog Water so
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I remember watching this back in 2015. Velma never got together with her. Hot Dog Water was into her tho. Honestly ppl apparently used to joke that Velma might be a lesbian because she looked dainty (ppl would probably do that now for any tattoo covered alt chick). But it is a retcon since she's always had hetro interests. Canon-wise she is dating Johnny Bravo on Cartoon Network.
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noo johnny is an incel icon
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I'll always stan Johnny Bravo as being misunderstood - his attempts to woo women are chauvinistic but that's because he's incredibly young and inexperienced - he thinks being muscley and acting like some 70s greaser is "cool" and just never learned that it wasn't
all the instances where we see Johnny ACTUALLY with a woman he treats her incredibly well - that female deer he went on a blind date with, he went to extreme lengths to make her happy despite obviously not being into her, and that one secret agent lady that actually had feelings for him, he treated her like more than just a s*x object and they were a pretty mutually-respectful couple.
point is, anyone who thinks Johnny Bravo is sexist is incapable of intelligent thought (or just never watched the show) and will catch these hands
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nice guys finish last
like how that antelope used him to get back at her boyfriend
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Yeah that deer lady was a huge frickin b-word
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id have definitely fallen for her tricks so im extra offended for johnny !furries
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Scoob's pee? That's sorta progressive
Don't forget to turn off signatures in settings!
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Anon, I...
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She never dated hot dog water
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No that was some random fricking writer for it doing a JK Rowling after it ended
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> scooby doo canon autism
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Scooby Doo is serious business.
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People only said Velma was lezzo because she fit certain lesbian stereotypes. We used to try to say that anyone can be who they want regardless, but now the snake has eaten itself so what stereotypes you fit are the most important things to find out about a person. βSocietyβ decides cartoons like Velma are lesbians in the same way my 6th grade class decided I was gay because I liked to draw. Itβs fricking funny because itβs the same thing that le victims of oppression have to suffer under malicious rightoid regimes
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pick one queer
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Velma's not a person. It's a cartoon.
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Oh my mistake?? Appy polly loggies
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Yes and? The βLBGTQ and/or POC affirmingβ people who perpetrating these stereotypes in fiction are the same people railed against character stereotypes in the first place.
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Source?????
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Because its fricking r-slurred, and thats funny
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they want some controversy? how about they confirm what everybody already knows and make shaggy a canon stoner show saggy doing a fat bong rip in the mystery mobile.
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Google will celebrate Velma coming out but wont celebrate Shaggy hittin that good shit
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frfr them dabs bussin no cap
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Being honest, I always thought the blacking of the LGBT flag was satire
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Black people are gay now, and thereβs nothing you can do about it
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The demonrats where the buck breakers all along
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Well ya, read an american history book
This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.
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Black is a sexuality
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it should be satire...
black people are already included in the flag if they are gay. WHY INSIST ON STRAIGHT PEOPLE BEING PART OF A GAY FLAG?
i hate everyone and everything. so much.
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Black people are cute twinks
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It's a lot of work when you could just have a flag that says "everyone but white dudes".
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People should just go straight to that and own up to it. If people were more forward with the groups they dislike instead of trying to frame it as βeveryone ELSE needs to be celebrated! We are all special and valid except those other folksβ it would be a lot less obnoxious.
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I did too, and I love that it isn't
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It looks fricking r-slurred.
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It's so fricking ugly, the original pride one was already embarrassing, this is horrific.
Also that's not even the current version (chuds at google)
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I love how it gains some random shit almost yearly. It'll end up being an magic eye poster soon enough.
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Black people keep getting AIDS so they put them on the strag flag
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Im on vacation in bongland right now(
) and ive actually seen them irl here 
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samesies
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Shit it actually is not lol
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ngmi
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Velma+Scrappy Doo rule 34 is real btw.
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Better yet, make rule 34 of Velma being straight and post it to reddit art subs for seethe
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velma BLACKED
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Farms seethe from both sides
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white woman+dog
am i supposed to be surprised?
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Look at what they need to mimic a fraction of drama power
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To be real though what about Velma comes off as lesbian? She dresses neatly, refuses to swear, and is highly intelligent nothing like any lesbo ive met in my life. Call me up when they fess up shes a diagnosed autismo.
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If lesbians in fiction were accurate, none of them that aren't post-wall would be in a healthy relationship. Korra would be beating the shit out of Asami and would just talk about weed, tattoos, and twitter news.
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Everyone In tHat universe are probably dead because that dumb b-word opened the spirit world
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It fits their porn depictions of them
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It's basically a hardcore stereotype that's been around since the 70s of the lonely librarian wanting to explore out of her sexual boundaries.
What's hilarious is this once wink wink nudge nudge is has now become this unsubtle declaration and.... for what exactly? it's CURRENT YEAR + 7 who still gives a shit about cartoon companies declaring their characters gay like its 1999?
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Brave search doesn't have all this pandering
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so it doesn't have ANY LGBTQMAP2SIA+ stuff?
doesn't sound very brave to me.
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Brave search also sucks though. It's a shame there aren't any good search engines any more.
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Google's would still be great if they didn't poz their algorithm
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Yup they're hiding wrongthink, and replacing them with good boy progaganda and irrelevant fricking ads
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Google is a ad-ridden botnet which has been jeeting up its workforce the past few years. It's not just the curation, the actual quality of its results has been falling off a cliff as of late. Normies are noticing and it's only a matter of time before the company has a Meta-esque implosion.
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I'll give it a shot. Is it less curated than google, or does it suck putin's pp?
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Unfiltered suggestions then, that's +1 already
Search results aren't too bad either, a couple of russian sites near the top next to polar opposite westoid sites
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Pretty sure you can even google illegal shit there and get results. All forms of illegal - drugs, explosives and the fricked up kind
Not going to confirm it though
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dramatard site tbhimhofam
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