[Effortpost] Lolcow Patrick Tomlinson Up to Speed Compilation

I’ve been asked about lolcows that aren’t well known so I thought I would bring you to up to speed on one of them.

Patrick Tomlinson, otherwise known as Fatrick, is a failed sci-fi author. He is such a condescending jerk to everyone, even people who were on his side before he drove them off. He is addicted to twitter; he keeps banned but bribes himself back on. He started a years long beef with opieandanthony, after one of his tweets was posted for people to mock, culminating in a Maddox-style lolsuit against the forum owner which he lost. As far as I know, he still hasn’t paid the damages he owes. He got publicly cucked while driving off his wife and daughter. He got trolled in a 2-hr long prank call where a guy pretended to be a journ*list and Patrick told him all sorts of things. When the troll revealed the trick, Patrick went into a very hilarious meltdown. Patrick responds to any and all bait and can’t help feeding the trolls on Twitter. Check out the links below for more Patrick.

Encyclopedia Dramatica Subreddit post which includes a short overview of the lolsuit plus a link to the infamous troll call.

https://old.reddit.com/r/encyclopediadramatica/comments/q01zqk/fat_r-slur_patrick_s_tomlinson_who_tried_to_sue/

Porsalin’s 20 minute Mini-Documentary on Patrick

Null’s 30-minute overview which also includes the best of part of the prank call meltdown

3-minute clip from MATI, Patrick larps as a mechanic but is exposed by his “stalker child” trolls.

16-minute clip from MATI, Patrick gets swatted. You would be normally be sympathetic to him, but he is so condescending to the police officers and he has a screeching meltdown when they don’t immediately comply.