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YALLAHblessYoTraplord al/qaeda complicit in several ongoing genocides  1yr ago (twitter.com) 617 thread views #114703

There's always a bigger alligator.

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There's no fossil record of alligators actually existing, but thanks for this CGI deep state mockup.

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I looked up Sarcosuchus

:#marseyscared:

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That's because Alligators survived every extinction event thus far.

Wait till you find out Lobsters are immortal.

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Is that why :marseypeterson: likes them so much?

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First meteorite hits all sea animals die. Second meteorite hits all land animals die. Alligator uses big brain. Stays where both sea and land are at all times. (swamps)

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But don't they keep dying because their shells do not grow forever unlike their bodies?

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Yeah they're technically immortal but molting their shell will eventually take enough energy to kill them. I think the oldest one caught is 75yo

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Neat. Cursed immortality.

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They die when I take them out of their dumb little tank and boil them.

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I'm not sure what you're trying to say, but alligators definitely exist and have been around for millions of years. The fossil record is clear on this. So either you're misunderstanding something or you're just trying to be a contrarian for the sake of it. Either way, it's not really worth my time to engage with you further on this.

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but alligators definitely exist

That's just straight up untrue, you can't prove otherwise.

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Yeah, well your mom is just straight up fat, so there.

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