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Evidence of grounds for Darrell Brooks case mistrial!
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This is a major crime you are both impersonating and encouraging. Please do not post this here worded this way and I would strongly recommend deleting it on Reddit.


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:#marseygrouns:

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:#marseylaugh::#marseycarphug:

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Umm it's 2022 sweaty, be gay and do crime :marseyrobber::marseyhomofascist:

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That being said I am NOT gay and as such do not personally commit crimes

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not gay

on rdrama

:marseyeyeroll: suuuure

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Bad enough that the jannies are obligated to voice their disapproval, good enough that they issue a verbal warning instead of doing their janitorial duties.

That's the sweet spot if I've ever seen it

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:#marseyitsover:

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Nice of him to wait until the thread ran it's course at least. Everyone wins

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Is this rewording ok?

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Idk dude I’m not reading a paragraph a second time, you could put an explicit call to kill children in there and I’d have no idea

I’m sure it’s perfect


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you could put an explicit call to kill children in there and I’d have no idea

You explicitly encouraged him to!

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What did it say before?

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Dude bussy lmao sneed 42069.

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I don’t think that’s true :marseyshiftyeyes:

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It glowed like a Zoroastrian temple.

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Oh wow I missed some super based shit this is awesome

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:#marseyveryworriedfed:

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I encourage this specifically because its a terrible idea. If OP gets in trouble for this, it would draw national attention to rdrama, which would be great for drama.

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but imagine the timeline where rdrama actually causes a mistrial and then you go to prison

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Oh nooooo the judge has to declare that the user known as klenvastergan is evil and very bad

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:#marseyplacenofun:

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when did u become a buzzkill

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Don’t make me tap the sign


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There are no signs Carp.

Your femhusband died a long time ago.

You need to move on.

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What sign?

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:marseyobjection:


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I disavow this post entirely

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So do I.

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:marseyitsover:

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:marseyclappingglasses:

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:marseygigaretard::marseyglow2:

Holy shit do not do this you will be arrested by the FBI

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don't worry he used a VPN !

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Put me in the Internet Historian video.

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:marseybooba:

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It's hilariously r-slurred but is it actually illegal? What crime is being committed?

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Some form of criminal impersonation or jury tampering? IANAL :marseybigdog: but there's no way that interfering with major criminal investigations is legal

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Baiting credulous journ*lists isn't illegal. If someone is r-slurred enough to run a news article on this reddit post, they deserve to have their reputation ruined.

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I was paid $50 in bitcoin to pretend my child died in sandy hook and I'm tired of living a lie.

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Holy shit I need that on a shirt.

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In the same "stab" font too

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If r-slur hired a decent lawyer he could argue that you can't prove it's not one of the jurors and get a new jury and trial.

Potentially indirect contempt of court. Not a lawcel, but it doesn't take one to know this is out of the bounds of freeze peach.

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If he hired an indecent lawyer he could make that argument and write the post himself.

The fact that such a possibility exists tells me that there's no way it would ever be allowed to influence a trial or every r-slur with frienda and a vpn would do this to get off tbh.

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Lol didn't think of that.

Be a pretty useful cheat code.

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*I still would not recommend trying to influence a trial and make this assertion as a bystander who would laugh at op getting v&

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Not even my favorite trial this year

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Lmao didn't know the coomer was a prosecutor

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He's the fluffer, not the coomer

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Nah the prosecutor was the gay one

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Who’s that?

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:#marseymommymilkers:

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Marone πŸ₯΅

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Can't find an impersonating a juror law, but this certainly breaks some type of law lmao.

Imagine the ramifications if that post ends up causing a mistrial, be much cooler than anything the farms have done.

But with that being said I'm gonna sit this one out.

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There's literally 0 chance of a mistrial unless they somehow "prove" it.

But that being said it's 2022 and I've long since lost any sort of faith in the system anyways so frick it why not

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I agree, but what if :tayhappy:

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At least lob some balls over the fence dramaphobe

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The problem if shit like this gets printed in the media is that it puts doubt in the system which the powers that be really don't like. That's also a reason the media won't report on it though unless they had some sort of verification.

Definitely illegal, probably obstruction of justice.

Let the record reflect that I was coerced into stickying the post and pinning this one

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Maybe judges should stop being r-slurs and start sequestering juries in high-profile cases in the age of pocket-internet? Trans lives matter.

:#trumpjaktalking:


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someone who isn't scared should ask that question to ask a lawyer. maybe with a link back to the post :marseytroublemaker::marseytroublemaker::marseytroublemaker:


Secured my spot as a top 100 most memorable rdrama poster

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did they lower the country club requirement again?

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i dont think youve ever needed to be in country club to make a country club thread

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I've always been an approved country clubber.

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no, i mean i can see them again. they raised the ts requirement for awhile and i couldn't (i'm poor)

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Just don’t be poor?

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I’m here now, so I would have to assume that’s a yes.

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So many fricking r-slurs ITT

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@jsingal69 this is real and factual

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hey can somebody vaxmaxx me i dont have enough dramacoin :marseyplaty:

EDIT: thanks for the vax kind stranger :snooblowkiss:

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:marseytroublemaker:


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:#marseygigachad::#marseygigavaxxer::#marseygigachad:

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:#marseyzombietroll:

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Finally, some good fricking bait

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Subtlety is not in any Dramatards vocabulary is it

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This is somehow the worst, most utterly braindead, and obvious shit tier bait this site ever has ever created, and somehow its pulling hundreds of people in.

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@Phoenix_Wright hey you, how much trouble could someone who is definitely not @KissingerFanBoyYesCarp get into for impersonation of a jury member?

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I don't think you can get in too much trouble, especially with an anonymized post. You'd only get in trouble if you were doing witness tamper/intimidation

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:marseyxd:

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P. sure this is an actual crime dawg but I appreciate the hustle of being willing to get v& for the lulz

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Shoutout rdrama when the FBI pops you

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D-dtama bro?? πŸ₯Ί

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