Hello, it has come to my attention that pplz here have tons of interesting stories to tell from their experiences. So you can share these cool stories here and take the opportunity to show everyone that you aren't an obese neurodivergent NEET but actually just a very cool dude with some other mental illness. Go ahead, have fun, everything is allowed, just don't doxx yourself please (unless you want to).
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Most of my actual amusing stories involve a lot of felonies that are not past their statute of limitations, remind me in like 4 years or so.
This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.
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My felonies donβt have statutes of limitations. Virgin committing petty theft and basic assault lmao. Call me when ur at complex financial scams and selling politicians children into s*x slavery. π€π€π€π€π₯±π₯±π₯±π₯±
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I donβt think the ATF knocking on my door 3 months ago is petty theft or assault sweaty. When I get home from the gym, Iβll see if I can find the love letter they served me. And yes I dramapost on leg day.
Edit: hereβs love letter:
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This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.
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Based 3rd hole lower owner
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Not quite. But I did lie to feds so I canβt out myself. π¬
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wave to the prosecution guys
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Those hilariously work. I have a g43 though so it wouldnβt fit.
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Can't you just 3d print those auto swtiches?
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You should have shot them with the very gun they told you to get rid of. Sure you'd go to jail but it would make a great end to that story.
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Uh oh, did someone create a no-no pin for their AR-15?
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Nah. I have a Rare Breed trigger so I donβt have to and its legal for the time being.
This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.
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lol the ATF is so r-slurred
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Those are so fricking sick. 1000 times better than a bump stock.
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I was about to guess you got an ATF visit for the fart trigger lmao.
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Oh did you have a ghost gun? Ex had to give up the lower or upper or something to the ATF earlier this year.
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Nah lmao. Much worse than that.
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Completely based. If it involved a drillβ¦.like, in absolute awe of your chad status.
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Well get one son
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I would unironically have s*x with you
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Ok pm bussy.
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http://drama2.github.io/?c=206481 lol
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You know, good point, zooming in I can see a tiny bit of letters on my pc I couldn't see on my phone screen.
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Yikes buddy.
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K, now I really want to know. Were you selling Polymer 80s?
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Are you a gun-cel?
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As much as this cucked state allows me to.
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I sent you a picture of my gun, pls respond.
Lmao why are you hopping between accounts?
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My two official accounts (frozenchosen and frozensbanevasionacct) were banned yesterday. 1-day ban awards. It expired earlier today.
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Not adding any detail beyond the letter. Just posted so y'all know I'm not a LARPer.
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LordOfWar.webp
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I enjoyed the movie actually.
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I've never seen it.
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The opening scene
is pretty 
cool:
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Daaaamn, selling firearms without a license? How many we talking here?
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I'm not answering that, but enough to get 2 agents at my door.
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I have one without a statute of limitations too. Will stay between me and my mom forever β€οΈ (She helped)
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Double teaming the family dog isnβt drama.
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