Good morning friends! Vetting is complete. Or complete enough. In the thumbnail image for this thread, you can see some of the Enhanced Vetting measures being taken by these generously compensated arbiters of truth. They also made a bot to verify you're not a darned dirty leaker. Was this human-robot alliance just what the gang needed to get the edge over http://rDrama.net?
Seb sure thinks so.
They're in a tizzy and they've been treading water after like 24 hours of screeching about how to keep me out, and our ridiculing their plan to contact advertisers made them see sense. Which is surprising, because Reddit has some really moralistic advertisers who would surely care a lot about all of this.
Anyway, nothing of substance to report today since they've become literally paralyzed with fear. Have some excerpts though -
Mr. Budy: one character is one byte. My "RAM" doesn't even notice you. It's like high school all over again except now you're being ignored by computers instead of women.
Thanks Seb! It's really not difficult though. Like you're super bad at this. It's more a testament to your incompetence than any skill on my end.
How's that working out bud? I bet the second tier, inner circle verification has me stymied though.
I literally spend maybe 10-15 minutes at most getting these. It's done at work, too, so I'm actually getting paid more for it than you do for moderating. Neat!
Therapy is for girls and gays. Yes.
Epstein did kill himself and this has been confirmed by the state and multiple medical examiners. Stop spreading dangerous misinformation.
Ok more to follow if and when they actually decide to do something again.
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Darn now you are just bullying seb and ruining his self esteem. I hope the cute twink is doing alright.
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Imagine how the powerjannies feel right now, vulnerable, powerless, unable to stop what's to come. some are even questioning their own mental health.
It's high school all over again for them, indeed, but somehow even worse as they are now getting bullied by nerds instead of jocks.
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Civil wars are always better
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So, like a newbie, pleb redditor then? Excellent.
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They never started trying properly in the first place smh
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For such a righteous cause you would think they wouldn't go through such efforts to stop leakers.
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Lmao, they're still trying to make the janny coup work
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All they need to do is private all their subs but they're too preoccupied with ousting a leaker who's leaking how they're too preoccupied with leaks to private their subs
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I think they realized if they private their subs over this the paid jannies will just forcibly remove them.
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I can't decide if spez completely ignoring them would make them rage harder or if he sends them messages to just stop. They had a plan to post messages, then go to the media, then lock subs. The media attention was womp womp and the hype is dying, so their next step if they don't care about the super important janny positions is to lock subs. My guess is that they won't risk their mop powers over people literally dying, literally
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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To me, the funniest part is that they're not even wrong about that. People are dying due to misinformation. Motherlovers are out here eating horse paste lmao. r/hermancainaward is a good sub. Get the shots, r-slurs.
The powerjannies just approach it from the wrong angle. All they understand is the application of their pathetic jannie power. Ban this, remove that. But censorship just breeds further division, a perfect breeding ground for the misinformation they claim to be trying to prevent. They simply cannot understand that you beat misinformation with better information. Engagement. Superior presentation. Optics matter.
But that's hard. Crying on groomercord and clicking "private this sub" is easy and makes you feel like you're doing something.
But you're not doing anything, powerjannies. You're not. I know you're reading this. You're making things worse and you can't even see it.
TD? Alive and well and crazier than ever. Qanon is international now. This is what you've accomplished. Congratulations.
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My thoughts exactly. These powerjannies have an inflated sense of self-worth and it's apparent they are doing this because they aren't getting their way with reddit. They don't gaf about lives, they are throwing a tantrum to get their way with reddit. They want to feel powerful, and that's all they care about. Shoving bans in peoples faces just because they post in NNN with absolutely no context just pushes people to NNN. Banning and silencing people over things like this does not win them over. They claim that they want to save lives, but saving lives would involve bringing info and presenting it while allowing people to ask questions. These powerjannies can't answer questions, so their answer is to ban.
And lol at Belle saying it's "alt right." One of those jannies brought up a good point that historically, antivaxxers have been lefty white women moms who listen to Jenny McCarthy. lol Maybe the powermods should consider not labeling people as right or left and just treating people as if they are afraid for their health and giving them info or directing them to their their local physician. idk the answer, but labeling people alt-right nazis for everything is r-slurred.
The more they push to ban, the more popular NNN will become, just like T_D.
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this isnt a mod problem tho, its a current year culture war problem. people have been conditioned to behave this way online for at least a decade (and its also leaking offline, meh)
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I don't have enough spoons to read this shit
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The sub's user count growth has slowed dramatically due to the quarantine.
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People die vaaxxed, people die unvaxxed, people die masked, people die unmasked. herman cain posts antivaxxers who died, /pol/ posts vaxxers who died.
im just not gonna get it.. HAAHAHAHA
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Are people actually eating horse paste? I thought that was just a meme cause one r-slur did it, similar to zoomer eating tide pods. Is it really a widespread phenomenon?
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r/ivermectin is basically all people doing this. Call your local farm supply store and ask about buying horse dewormer. Seriously, no joke. People are fricking dumb lol.
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This marsey is completely inadequate in conveying my feelings, we need a more r-slurred one
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I've only started hearing this since the spam campaign against it started. Not saying I don't believe you but it annoys the shit out of me that the brigaders have posted and upvoted so much spam that I can't get a sense of what was actually going on there. With the current state of it you could say the sub was about anything
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Yes. People are fricking stupid.
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If the media were honest about the state of ivermectin research, social media companies weren't censoring anything related to it, and you could just ask a doctor about it and get a normal answer w/ possible pros and cons, nobody would be doing r-slurred DIY shit with animal drugs. Doctors prescribe drugs with unknown efficacy all the time. Didn't the "scientists" just approve some bullshit Alzheimers drug that bills $50k per patient per year to Medicare? Here's an actual US govt page about ivermectin, posted before the media shitshow started.. Amazing how much better this is than sassy tweets about horse dewormer.
I basically agree with you. But as the ptb are making it harder to get good information, they are actually creating the misinformation IMO. It wouldn't exist without this kinda censorship shit.
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People dig in when you attack them. You have to get them to question their own beliefs and help them find the correct information themselves, especially when that information contradicts what you want to be true. Epistemology is a two-way street
Also I love your username
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Hmm
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In a perfect world
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No, it doesn't need to be perfect. Open discussion has been working well enough for liberalism. Barbarians just can't cope.
Imagine my shock that whenever they break open a containment room, millions of r-slurs flood throughout forum. "How could this have happened!?"
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Oh sorry I thought you meant just kill stupid people
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i feel comfortable assuming dipshits in Alabama would be taking horse paste no matter what
as in, even if Covid-19 didn't exist.
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The question is, why should anyone give the slightest shit? This is just Darwinism in effect.
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It's the same as trying to ban holocaust denial, it won't get rid of the idea, instead it just lends it a lot of undue credibility.
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Whatโs funny is Thomas Jefferson figured this shit out 240 years ago, and these stupid motherfricking powerjannies think theyโve figured out a better way! Like the concept of censorship is a new idea or something. Goddarn, I hope they drown in soy. Stupid fricking little pricks.
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bUt pAraDoX oF tOlErAnCe!!1
I see that shit referenced daily. It's starting to approach anticapitalists as my #1 annoyance.
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I hate that too. First of all, I donโt give a flying frick about what some motherlover said about the โparadox of toleranceโ. Second, of all, I got curious, looked it up, and these stupid fricking Reddit r-slurs have this โparadox of tolerance โ all wrong. Itโs just some fartsniffers that came along later and twisted it into justifying their totalitarian tendencies. Next time the motherlovers say that shit, tell them TJ said this, โ let them stand undisturbed as monuments of the safety with which error of opinion may be tolerated where reason is left free to combat it.". Then tell them to gargle deez nutz.
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Popper is a pleb, since he obviously hasn't read Chesterton
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Donโt forget us. From a subreddit reliant on ๐ emojis, unable to call someone a fatty and or even hint at linking to a Reddit thread to this international waters Eden of bullying and autism. Banning groups you donโt like does not work.
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A comment so good it needed to be said twice
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These people don't actually care about changing minds, though. They just want to punish their political enemies and feel good about themselves.
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Donโt forget us. From a subreddit reliant on ๐ emojis, unable to call someone a fatty and or even hint at linking to a Reddit thread to this international waters Eden of bullying and autism. Banning groups you donโt like does not work.
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A comment so good it needed to be said twice
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Exactly, I have to upvote half of the copies and downvote the other half to maintain centrism
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carp thinks its funny and doesnt want me to fix it lol
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Are you in an abusive relationship with him? Do you need help?
Consider the fact that like shitcode, rdrama shitposts are written for hundreds of people to read and only once to be written. So upsetting a tripleposter happens once, but slightly annoying someone like me who has to scroll past a triplepost happens hundreds of times. The moral calculus is clear to me here, tell Carp to frick off and fix the issue.
(note that it is fixed on desktop as far as I can tell because I got errors like "the comment with id blahblah already exists" when I accidentally doubleposted, so you might want to figure out what does the mobile variant does differently)
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phoneposters are asking for it, actually
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YOU WILL MULTIPOST AND YOU WILL LIKE IT
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The occasional triple ragepost makes it all worth it
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I usually delete double posts but Iโm gonna leave them both up just for you babe
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Exactly. Itโs like they have a 12 year old mindset of โthatโs bad, letโs ban it. Problem solved!โ These average redditors and average Reddit jannies literally see the world like a child does. And get about the same results a child would!
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I mean... half of them probably are children. 100% of them definitely didn't use the internet before 2009.
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"We use saferbot to ban anyone who posts in no new normal from all of these subs we run. Man, it sure is an echo chamber in no new normal, isn't it?"
Fricking Einsteins.
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The thing that really makes me guffaw is remembering Merari's comment about how they need to shift attention off of them and put it all on the admins. BTW, is Merari NOT the most insufferable character in these leaks? "Don't talk about Challenor protest or I'm going to get mad!" "Don't joke about banning turtle or me and my subs are outta here." Their entire plan was to just try to say that the badmins are baddy baddy badmins who won't censor "Covid misinformation" and PeoPlE aRe DyInG and then the whole cabal leaks escape and we find out that the whole thing really is political and filled with some of the most insufferable asstwats ever and the guy that they put forward didn't even have the "science or science adjacent" links to support their position a week ago.
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If they really cared about lives and thought they were doing something so honorable, then they wouldn't care about leaks.
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LMAO oh my sides. They are literally r-slurred.
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I suspect that you might be seb
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How many people are in that groomercord? I thought it was a powerjanny meetup, but if they cant even catch a single leaker there must be at least a few hundred, right? Why not make it powerjannies only?
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There were like 150 before the purge. The purge and its consequences have been hilarious and Iโm very excited for tomorrowโs thread.
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That isnt really a lot, how can they not find you? Only possibility other than their utter incompetence would be that youre a powerjanny gone rogue
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I havenโt had a Reddit account thatโs lasted longer than a day in well over a year
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Wholesome 100
My current account is 9 months old, probably mostly due to the fact that I barely post on reddit anymore.
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Hey jannies
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This is fricking hilarious. Are you hiding in the mop bucket? Are you a mop?
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Plot twist: seb IS carp. 4D chess.
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At this point I wouldn't even be that surprised. I just watched The Usual Suspects again last night, Carp is Keyser Sรถze.
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