Good morning friends! Vetting is complete. Or complete enough. In the thumbnail image for this thread, you can see some of the Enhanced Vetting measures being taken by these generously compensated arbiters of truth. They also made a bot to verify you're not a darned dirty leaker. Was this human-robot alliance just what the gang needed to get the edge over http://rDrama.net?
Seb sure thinks so.
They're in a tizzy and they've been treading water after like 24 hours of screeching about how to keep me out, and our ridiculing their plan to contact advertisers made them see sense. Which is surprising, because Reddit has some really moralistic advertisers who would surely care a lot about all of this.
Anyway, nothing of substance to report today since they've become literally paralyzed with fear. Have some excerpts though -
Mr. Budy: one character is one byte. My "RAM" doesn't even notice you. It's like high school all over again except now you're being ignored by computers instead of women.
Thanks Seb! It's really not difficult though. Like you're super bad at this. It's more a testament to your incompetence than any skill on my end.
How's that working out bud? I bet the second tier, inner circle verification has me stymied though.
I literally spend maybe 10-15 minutes at most getting these. It's done at work, too, so I'm actually getting paid more for it than you do for moderating. Neat!
Therapy is for girls and gays. Yes.
Epstein did kill himself and this has been confirmed by the state and multiple medical examiners. Stop spreading dangerous misinformation.
Ok more to follow if and when they actually decide to do something again.
I love you 
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I now have a direct line to Seb on my main account 🤗
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I'm starting to think this groomercord room is just Seb getting endlessly bullied by 8 undercover dramanauts
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you're spoiling the big reveal
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I saw carp use the vent.
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A bit sussy ngl
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Dude sussy lmao
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uuuu
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Trans Lives Matter :D
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I don't know chief this Death Note 2 thing isn't doing it for me
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They are mad that they are reatrds
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This is a good post, and the actual solution I’ve proposed with a few extra steps. So I had to yall it. The fix is so simple though. It kills me.
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As an r-slur myself, I hope you will reveal this information at a future date
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That's great and all, but I asked for my burger without cheese.
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He walks into the $200/hr therapist and it's Carp.
"Yes, tell me more about this internet moderation. It sounds rather stressful. How much are you getting paid for it?"
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Trans Lives Matter :D
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This is fricking hilarious. Are you hiding in the mop bucket? Are you a mop?
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Trans Lives Matter :D
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I'll personally triple his salary if he signs up here to do an AMA.
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they're actually talking about doing a jannie AMA now
maybe they can host it here once reddit fires them
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Jannie AMA, inshallah!
"So, what is your salary?"
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What if every question was a rephrasing of "How much money do you make doing it?"
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An great and well deserved raise of 0.00$ to 0.00$ !
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Plot twist: seb IS carp. 4D chess.
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At this point I wouldn't even be that surprised. I just watched The Usual Suspects again last night, Carp is Keyser Söze.
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They never started trying properly in the first place smh
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Umm Carp the ads you see on Reddit are tied to your browsing history…..
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They're not. My subscriptions to every GoneWild sub are just a happy coincidence.
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And to think I thought you were a good Catholic boy smh
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It's to identify at-risk young women and witness to them. Build trust, bring them back to God, and then contact their families with their portfolios to ensure they never lapse again.
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Trans Lives Matter :D
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And awomxn
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Trans Lives Matter :D
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Papists OUT OUT OUT this is a strictly Irish Loyalist website
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Slán abhaile
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The fact that the Orange Order flag hasn't been added as an emote here is a joke
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Orange Order flag for u:
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Hey you don't mind if I put this shitpost on your door? Promise it won't cause drama
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I’m a filthy prot myself
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Perhaps. But clearly reddit is trying to suggest a career change, so consider it.
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Maybe Seb can use that to identify him...
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Yeah lol mine are about investing and other boring shit
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Aquarium supplies. It's always fricking aquarium supplies. I buy a lot of that shit
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Post feesh.
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Not my marine aquarium but I do all the maintenance
His name is potato
My freshwater tank
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Omg it looks like doge
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Nice, dude. I have been thinking of getting an aquarium when I build my house but mannn I hear they are a lot of work, like a lot a lot lol. I would have to pay someone to maintain it because I'm lazy af.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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A lot a lot, yeah. Right now, I have six 5 gallon buckets of RODI water that I'm remineralizing and temperature matching.
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Omg, I love it!
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What kind of tetra is that?
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Siamese Algae Eater
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He's huge!
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Yeah he's the king of the tank at about 6".
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Not sure why this posted twice
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I still have screenshots somewhere from when reddit was trying to sell me fuel filters threaded to fit an AR-15. like what i don't even hang out on gun subs because they are cringe AF
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They seems to be somewhat related to the subreddit in question
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carp is seb
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20% of the rdrama accounts are Tariq Nasheed.
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Despite being only 0.000000012% of the world population, Tariq Nasheed makes up 20% of all rdrama accounts.
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Darn she be looking cute here.
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She be looking cute everyday 😍😍.
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Oh my god ❤❤.
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Fake and straight
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She pretty, but she has a bad case of assatall.
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What's that?
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She got no butt at all!
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Ohh
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it's getting deeper and deeper
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mossad
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Carp, despite the fact that you're still an unpaid internet janitor, your feats of autism continue to impress and even amaze me.
I have no idea what it is about you or why your general cadence and personality seem so unique but I love it so much.
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