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This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.

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I am automatically suspicious of any adult who interacts with children and teenagers on a daily basis despite having no professional or social obligation to do so.

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Adult

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Are you implying there is a ZOOMER among us??

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We're reaching the point where we need to start calling kids something else. I'm a zoomer but I'm also in my mid twenties with a Master's. Soon all zoomers will be adults.

I'm not like the others I swear

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I'm a zoomer

Opinion disregarded

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That is the best thing about calling people zoomers, it just gets used as "kids these days" and makes all the zoomers assblasted.

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The oldest zoomers are 23, so you're either not a zoomer or have a masters fast enough to be dabbing on 98% of this board anyway. Either way you're blessed πŸ™Œ

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I am 23

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Nice, masters at 23 is good shit. πŸ‘

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About halfway to a PhD

Then I will enter the real world and promptly kill myself because I was born with great academic prowess and have been drained of all sense of work ethic or general effort in life

Like all those people that coasted through highschool then get their butt kicked by college, except probably much worse

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Then I will enter the real world and promptly kill myself because I was born with great academic prowess and have been drained of all sense of work ethic or general effort in life

literally me

fugg :DDD

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Is it a real masters/PhD or is it education / humanities?

:#marseytwerking:

:marseycoin::marseycoin::marseycoin:
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I think that was about the age I started lying about having one on resumes.

:#marseyastronaut:

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We'll start when zoomer stop calling everyone over 35 a "boomer". Boomers are the ones we need to hecking save from the chinko coof because their old asses can't handle a sweet-sour flu.

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What kind of fricking LOSER do.you have to be to be over 35 and involved with this site.

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@Wizdumb337

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Might wanna call out all the other power users there too kiddo.

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but I'm also in my mid twenties

Didnt you say you were 22? Or do we have more zoomers here?

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I am not 22 desu

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AMONG US??? AMOGUS??? 😳😳😳 IMPOSTER AMOGUS??

:marseygasp: :marseygasp: :marseygasp:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16841278122138155.webp

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Been a while since I saw that phat butt

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based amogus poster

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:#marseytwerkingtalking:

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Given that we had an interesting thread with a communist 16 year old yesterday, I am not surprised one bit

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Dad was not the zoomer

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Working a job that forces you to interact with children is even more suspect tbqhwyfam

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Magicians sus as heck.

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This but unironically. Where the frick did that coin go?!

And if he can make it disappear like that, who says he can't make a child disappear as well!

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I don't limit myself so much I'm even more suspicious of people who have a professional obligation to.

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:marseycoin::marseycoin::marseycoin:
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Heterosexuality is a mental illness.

Snapshots:

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Semi sentient?

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"being sus"

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At least ping the mofo. @Gigavaccinator.

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Way to ruin the surprise of him finding this naturally πŸ™„πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ

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Dude stays up all nite posting links. He's probably sleeping and won't be on until long after this post is low on the front page. He most likely won't see it. Let him come and answer for his crimes.

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I deny all allegations posted against me, and Takoyucki is projecting.

I'm the Chris Hansen of rdrama, but instead of arresting them I just make fun of them on the internet.

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It's good that we have experts for tracking subject-based dramas. We have people who watch foid subs, political tweets, cats fighting birds, etc. If our friend here submits one good drama per week about zoomers, i would be happy with this outcome.

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Putting drama over sexual harrassment of children is the true dramatard way I guess

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Libertarians out

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Exactly

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