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Petition to require all straggy soccer posts to be sequestered in the Sports hole.

Soccer is objectively the gayest sport ever and I’m getting annoyed that I’m being forced to hear about it.

In Canada soccer is a sport that only children and poors who can’t afford hockey equipment play and we generally laugh about how stupid it is to run around a field only to have the game end with a 0-0 tie.

Add to it all the fake dives they take while pretending to be hurt and you literally have the most boring and pathetic β€œmale sport” ever to exist

I petition the Chadmins to require all homo soccer posts to be banned and sequestered into a Hole (h/sports if those mods will have it) and vehemently punish anyone who disobeys with lengthy bans or grass awards.

All hockey related posts are still welcome.

:marseyno::marseynorf::marseysoccer:

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Not a real sport. We don't want them.

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